Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell!

**Some people should not be allowed pets
Siberian tiger trapped in China …

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**Quake Likely Shifted Earth’s Axis 3"
A Question About Urban Decay

Driving on empty
How to transport a toddler in a cab.**

**Boy Aussies are getting used to violence.
Women and Birthdays **

How to transport a toddler in a cab
Luggage on DC Metro

That might work on the Metro, but the cabbie will get pissy if you try to dodge the extra fare.

**Small signs of springtime make me less stabby
A Straight Dope Murder Mystery. Part 4.

Annie-Xmas is injured.
MMP - a generally crappy Monday**

What’s this swishing sound coming from my new (used) computer?
What happens when the startup disc of a Mac is COMPLETELY full?

**“I haven’t read the thread yet, but…”
Some motherfucker smashed my car window
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I don’t like people who do that either but that’s going too far!

What is your cat’s “routine”?
Dream

Yeah, they do like to sleep a lot.

Ask the gal who just had a full immersion baptsim
Close Calls

I guess you narrowly dodged having a water-poured-over-the-head baptism. Thank goodness.

**Going to Naples, Florida. Any advice of things to do there?
Bow chicka wow wow
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If you were going to buy a custom title, what would it be?
I’ll take Self-Delusion for 400, Alex.

That’s Ed, not Alex. And how long would $400 buy for a custom title, anyway?

If you won the lottery…
Someone screwed up somewhere

Your Instant Deal-Breakers For Dating
Are hotel safes safe?

No, get a room and condom.

**Childhood fascinations turned into adult careers
Why do all my Facebook personal ads have women with photoshopped breasts the size of basketballs? **

The name that defines your lifetime
Is the word “schizoid” offensive?

I guess it’s not if it’s an accurate description.

** How do countries deal with large scale long term unemployment
I’ll take Self-Delusion for 400, Alex. **

“There is no unemployment here! Everyone is rich and prosperous! Those people without salaried positions simply own their own businesses!” – Minister of Labor Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf

Women and Birthdays
I’ll take Self-Delusion for 400, Alex.

Oh come on. Women are much better about admitting their true age nowadays.

Cheep Boston Hotel?
I’m getting married on Friday!

I would think this is an occasion to splurge on the hotel… but maybe that’s just me.

Your Ideal Primetime TV Weeknight Schedule
Bow chicka wow wow

MMP - a generally crappy Monday
Lottery Winner Eats Winning Ticket

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Do you hold grudges?
Do you donate blood?**

Small signs of springtime make me less stabby
Ethical implications of punching a Save the Children volunteer in the face

For me, springtime isn’t really here until I’ve beaten up one of Jerry’s Kids.

**Public Transportation Horror Stories!
Annie-Xmas is injured. **

** Ethical implications of punching a Save the Children volunteer in the face
Ask the Chick Who’s Two Months Pregnant**

**Add this to the list of ways I do not want to go
Advice – Don’t try to kill your new spouse’s ex on the way home from the wedding

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cause he may kill you!