Sequential threads - and the Dopers who love them

**Is Something Wrong With Me?
Why can’t I stand my own generation?
I’m Gonna Start Being Nicer To People **

Do Eastern European women have lower standards in men?
How do you pronounce 'garrote’

It doesn’t seem too much to ask that you not be garroted on the first date.

**Secretly recording the gay roomate.
If you don’t want to do “team-building” exercises
**
Ahhh, so they’re calling it “team-building exercises” these days.

**Fuck You Conservative Stupid-Making Machine
I hate Conservatives.
**
You don’t say!

No, she doesn’t need a new PC (mild Comcast rant)
un-PC beliefs

You *believe *she doesn’t need a new PC.

** Quick, what is this ad telling you: “Jewish Free Loans”?
The mountain ash tree is golden in the early morning sun**
Bashō is drunken
His language skills recede like
Clouds from a clear sky

How do YOU pronounce “coyote”?
Jetpack! No, really!

OK, OK, I believe you. But you’re still wrong.

**Halloween Costume Help Needed
Jetpack! No, really! **

How do YOU pronounce “coyote”?
A parrot?

No, no, NO! Completely wrong!

Any Places Still Have Phone Booths?
Jetpack! No, really!

Wouldn’t that make it too heavy?

Has Anyone Here Ever Seen An Airplane Crash?
How much am I responsible for?

We told you to stop messing around with the laser pointer.

Collection Agency
When should you send a “thank you” email

Never.

What if all trees were blue…
How would you answer this question if your boss asks?

Halloween in Cleveland 2010
Going tripping…OH MY GOD.

An out-of-body experience, to be sure.

** College Is Not For Everyone

Is It Worth Dying For? **

**I want to see what my dog sees
Why does semen sting the eyes
**
Bestiality. Ur doin it rong.

**Why did people use burn butter on burns?
Why does semen sting the eyes **

Quick! Give me the butter and don’t ask why!

Kid shot in ass in argument over sagging pants
I must stop looking at crotches

**Words for one gender that mean or imply smething different than the word for the other gender
Skank vs. Scag **

** Limericks of the Straight Dope
Patrick Stewart’s ‘Macbeth’ **

Did not leave me bereft.
The production was sublime
Stewart’s acting was fine.
He “made it so” till his death.