**Is Something Wrong With Me?
Why can’t I stand my own generation?
I’m Gonna Start Being Nicer To People **
Do Eastern European women have lower standards in men?
How do you pronounce 'garrote’
It doesn’t seem too much to ask that you not be garroted on the first date.
**Secretly recording the gay roomate.
If you don’t want to do “team-building” exercises
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Ahhh, so they’re calling it “team-building exercises” these days.
**Fuck You Conservative Stupid-Making Machine
I hate Conservatives.
**
You don’t say!
No, she doesn’t need a new PC (mild Comcast rant)
un-PC beliefs
You *believe *she doesn’t need a new PC.
** Quick, what is this ad telling you: “Jewish Free Loans”?
The mountain ash tree is golden in the early morning sun**
Bashō is drunken
His language skills recede like
Clouds from a clear sky
How do YOU pronounce “coyote”?
Jetpack! No, really!
OK, OK, I believe you. But you’re still wrong.
**Halloween Costume Help Needed
Jetpack! No, really! **
How do YOU pronounce “coyote”?
A parrot?
No, no, NO! Completely wrong!
Any Places Still Have Phone Booths?
Jetpack! No, really!
Wouldn’t that make it too heavy?
Has Anyone Here Ever Seen An Airplane Crash?
How much am I responsible for?
We told you to stop messing around with the laser pointer.
Collection Agency
When should you send a “thank you” email
Never.
What if all trees were blue…
How would you answer this question if your boss asks?
Halloween in Cleveland 2010
Going tripping…OH MY GOD.
An out-of-body experience, to be sure.
** College Is Not For Everyone
Is It Worth Dying For? **
**I want to see what my dog sees
Why does semen sting the eyes
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Bestiality. Ur doin it rong.
**Why did people use burn butter on burns?
Why does semen sting the eyes **
Quick! Give me the butter and don’t ask why!
Kid shot in ass in argument over sagging pants
I must stop looking at crotches
**Words for one gender that mean or imply smething different than the word for the other gender
Skank vs. Scag **
** Limericks of the Straight Dope
Patrick Stewart’s ‘Macbeth’ **
Did not leave me bereft.
The production was sublime
Stewart’s acting was fine.
He “made it so” till his death.