The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

There was an iciness, a sinking, a sickening of the heart…at yet another sequential threads thread. Aaaagh!!!

** If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?
The Phoenix Dies, and Will not Rise from its Ashes**

So, I’m guessing you want that very well done?

I Found Jesus
Twerking?

The Lord was just gettin’ down!

And below those two:
No thank you, I do not want to dance.Which of these words is giving you trouble?

** An Interesting Factoid About Space Exploration
I Found Jesus**

The downside of letting Tim Tebow join the space program.

**Meet the worst drivers in the US
Skyscraper Melts Car **

I guess driving around with a melted car would cause you to drive badly.

Twerking?
Have you ever told kids to get out of your yard?

I don’t know what that word means, but I’m sure it a fad like that hippity-hop music.

Origin of “The Grateful Dead”
Who is Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima?

They toured with the band for awhile, then left to become The White Stripes.

**What do you see when you open your bedroom window.
Twerking?
**

** An interesting factoid about space exploration
Meet the worst drivers in the US**

Apparently there’s been an unheralded wave of space exploration by station wagons taking a very wrong turn at Albuquerque.

**The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **
The end of western civilization - kooks and liars
**The Phoenix Dies, and Will not Rise from its Ashes **

Really, **How Do You Find a Good “Dragoman” These Days? **

**It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down
Skyscraper Melts Car
**

**Become a Navy Officer or seek a career in Supply Chain Management?
Will increased gay acceptance lead to fewer stereotypically “gay” professions? **

This one is only if you allow the front page to truncate thread titles:

**Since there are older people…
Twerking?
**

Is that anything like a lemon party?

I absolutely HATE HATE HATE what I am forced to do for my boss
Twerking?

Altruism in Evolution
What kind of a tree is this?

The answer is obvious: it’s an Arbor Donatus (Giving Tree).

**I can’t pay my rent. I’m doomed.
It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down **

“If I can’t have this house, no one can!”

** What’s up with the Pumpkin Beer before Labor Day?**
Stupid Republican idea of the day

Curses! Beaten again!

Getting Used to Contact Lenses
How many cats do you have?

Um… Two? No, wait. One. OK, hold on… Bloody new contacts!

A Nice Young Man Just Told Me…
No Thank You, I Don Not Want To Dance. Which of These Words Is Giving You Trouble?