It gets better Twerking? comes immediately before.
Have you ever told kids to get out of your yard?
Ariel Castro pleads not guilty (Cleveland kidnapper/rapist)
Castro is quoted as saying ‘Hey, I told them to get out of my yard.’
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently
A nice young man just told me…
I can’t pay my rent. I’m doomed.
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Hah! That’s a good one!
**Ariel Castro found hanged in cell.
What do you see when you open your bedroom window.**
** Logistics of kidnapping for ransom: Inspired by Fargo
Vice President presiding over the Senate**
The good thing about that scenario, no one is likely to notice when you snatch him. On the other hand, who’s going to pay to get Biden back?
** Logistics of kidnapping for ransom: Inspired by Fargo
Can fetuses make audible sounds from inside the womb? **
"Harrumph."help meee"cough, cough…pay no attention, I’ve got a cold."Helllllp!!!“Shaddup!” Yeah, I can see where that’d be a logistical problem.
Am I being detained? Am I free to go?
Redundancy
That would be an example of it.
For the men…you’re in a “tap out” fight against Serena Williams. Who wins?
30 days for Rape
Ummmm…
**30 days for Rape
Girl you can never have **
Well, not anymore.
A nice young man just told me…
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?
**How will we pay for the Syria quagmire?
Are bans on gay conversion therapy constitutional?
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But then there’ll be less lesbians…giggity!
**Stupidest way you have injured yourself
Frozen Scolder
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So I went to the doctor when I hurt my arm while playing baseball and he told me I had a frozen scolder. I was like “that’s stupid!”
**Ariel Castro found hanged in cell.
30 days for Rape **
Castro was sentenced August 1st and died September 3rd. That’s 34 days.
**Since there are older people here (more specifically women)…
Poll: How many cats do you have?
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**If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?
“Catfish”
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**Why don’t people believe in God?
Racism and Sexism: It’s Complicated
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[Ross Perot] … but this chart will explain everything! [/Ross Perot]
**The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads
It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down **
**It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down
The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **
What MEBuckner said.
**Intelligence vs. poor choices
Men: If you were found guilty of intelligence leaking…
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It’s not my fault I sent the Craigslist guy the extra money, all my intelligence leaked out a couple weeks ago.
**Zimmerman makes the news again.
Worst. Jew. Ever.
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