In Cafe Society:
What were these “side dishes” I was served at a Korean restaurant?
Pregnant Bones
From GQ:
**Where can I buy worthless land?
DMZ, Korea**
Really, I saw that and thought, “if there isn’t a sequential threads thread in MPSIMS then I have to start one!”
**What do guys say to girls when they walk up to them on a night out?
Common English phrases that, when you really think about it, don’t make sense**
Poll: Your patience for idle talk?
I Just Tooted at Work
I fart in your general direction!
** I Just Tooted at Work
Am I owed anything?**
Or:
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Where can I buy worthless land?
Question about Council Housing in the UK **
What do you regret?
“Chicken Noogie” and "Ministroke"
It was never going to end well. :smack:
**Ever get “the strap” in school.
Going back to school at 41? **
But now they’re telling me I’m too old for the strap. 
Right now in the pit:
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Posting styles you hate
Like stupid and pompous idiots, who try to define and limit what art is**
Asked and answered!
I Just Tooted at Work
Design my Mid-life Crisis Tattoo
“Silent But Deadly” will get you respect in biker bars.
Will there be a cure for Alzheimer’s Disease in my lifetime?
The magical killing box
On sale just in time for the holidays, from Kevorkian Enterprises.
**What Bond Themes Do You Like?
Characters throwing up into public toilet bowls **
Weirdo!
**Has the SDMB changed much over the years?
Poll: More annoying? Lenghy paragraphs in lower case or IN ALL CAPS? (with bonus run-on sentences) **
I vote no, about the same level.
Ask the professional indexer.
What Do They Do With Old Churches?
Give them a a unique reference number.
#OccupyWallStreet
People who can’t debate
** Going back to school at 41?
What do you folks get “carded” for**
** Happy/sad news
Is love easy or hard? **
Inspired by GQ, what’s your experience with female ejaculation?
How often would you like to have sex?
Twice a day, but we’d never keep up with the laundry
The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread
Google does a barrel roll
Earthquake in Oklahoma 5.2 magnitude (prelim)
"Chinese fire drill"
Not now! :smack:
**What was your Hypnagogic Hallucination ?
“Chinese fire drill” **
**Tell Me a Joke
It Looks As If I Have MS
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…that’s not a very funny joke.