It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread

Two kinds of people
Ask the professional indexer.

Thanks, but with only two types I think we can figure it out for ourselves.

**Perry’s flat tax: “Cut, Balance and Grow” **
**American Horror Story — WTF??? **

Man found dead, covered in bees
I said goodbye to my dog just in case

How is OWS Supposed to Work?
Expel all the trash to space!

Yes, children, in 2011 the 1% were shot into space, and that’s how we came to have a belt of millionaires permanently orbiting Jupiter.

**The Celebrity Death Pool 2011
Smokin Joe Frazier died today **

33 points (and it’s so rare threads like that line up)

CNN’s front page:

Internet glitch kicks millions offline
Is it okay to spank?

Sure, but only if you’ve saved your pictures to your hard drive.

**The Duggars are expecting again (#20!!)
Which Sci-Fi novel is this from? **
Sadly, it’s real.

** Man found dead, covered in bees
Unexpected Kevin Baconness **

The Job Creator Jingle! (or please review my satirical song)
I sometimes compose music. Its simplistic, but I hope not worthless.

**Unconventional Thanksgiving side dishes
Poll: Parents, Have Hostess Snack Cakes gotten too expensive to buy? **

Tree in middle of crop field
Why Is My Urine Clear?

It’s back to remedial haiku class for you.

Interesting Words — a Collection.
It’s Movember

That’s one.

Poll: Husband in the delivery room. Good idea or bad idea?
I Just Tooted at Work

“It’s a girl!” “Pbbffffffftttt!” O.K., bad idea.

Legality Of Naming Your Child With A Different Last Name?
Why do so many dopers use Ghandi instead of Gandhi?

Christians: when you think of the Deity guiding & protecting you, do you think of…
Any gun recommendations?

God will protect me, that’s why He gave me this Glock.

**Israel/Iran - which is most likely to do something catastrophically stupid?
Secret Santa 2011 **

Iran giving that $200 Halal Megamart gift card was all kinds of stupid

Cop Brutality - it’s different when its local.
Ask the father who was abused as a child.

**NSFW Question: Squirting
Where did the mold come from (literally)? **

All together now: EEW…

I too have a story that makes people go “yeah right”
1 minute 49 seconds of pure WTF

** Man found dead, covered in bees
Ask the professional snow removal guy. **

Where is the professional bee removal guy?

**I just discovered I was starving my dog today.
We lost a dog, but we have a fantastic vet. **