Cause I’m easily amused. 
From MPSIMS today -
**“Dear Florist: A couple pointers”
“I have a dead possum in my barn.”**
Well, okay, then. Duly noted.
**Ladies: At What Point Does Your SO’s Use of Porn Bother You?
Maybe we should chemically castrate anyone who wants to teach …
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**How flexible is the penis?
If a magnet can stick to it, can it be made into a magnet itself?
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Oh, IMHO is just rife with possibilities at the moment:
What’s this about sex in airplane toilets?
What surprised you the most about your menage a trois?
Stuff you’re amazed you got away with.
What makes you decide to move in with your SO?
I’m cheating with this one, but it’s too funny:
What surprised you the most about your menage a trois?
VD - No, not the disease
**Kids, don’t try this at home.
Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard**
Another from the MPSIMS:
**Where’s Eve?
Dime Stores.
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Hey! That’s not kind.
And I was all set to post:
**Stuff you’re amazed you got away with.
What’s this about sex in airplane toilets? **
but Rysto’s got me beat. 
**Snow day!!
People EAT This Stuff?
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As long as it’s not yellow…
GQ:
Now, this isn’t something that’s funny all by itself but I misread the thread titles:
**Whence the notion that cats are “she” by default?
Why can’t I recirculate the air in my car when the vents are aimed at the windshield?
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I misread it as one title:
Why can’t I recirculate the air in my car when cats are aimed at the windshield? :smack:
**The power of bacon.
People EAT This Stuff?
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Behold!..The Power of BACON!
**Most Ignorant Thing You’ve Ever Heard
I have decided to become a nice person. **
Good luck on that…
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The last minute MMP
I Was Irrationally Angry At This **
Chill, it’s an MMP.
**Breasts
Where did the “l” go?
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Brelasts?
Brealsts?
Ther’s no “l” in Breasts! (fortunately)
**Worst Valentines Gifts
What’s this about sex in airplane toilets?
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Happy Valentine’s Day, how about a divorce?
Men go nuts without their nuts? Vasectomy increases risk of dementia
The good news? I didn’t have to pee in the shower.
You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now
Reminds me of a date I had once…
**Continuity of functions (college math related)
% of a % convention
15% Packet Loss on a cable connection?
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**Breasts
The last word on Anna Nicole
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Sorry – I couldn’t help myself
**Men go nuts without their nuts? Vasectomy increases risk of dementia
I’m McGuyvering a bottle open
The good news? I didn’t have to pee in the shower.
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**Don’t you know? The Jews invented evolution…
Shut up, yhou stupid fucking chimp!
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Don’t get your information about evolution from chimps!