^^ Beat me to it!
**I’ve been coughing up phlegm for 6 years. How to make it stop?
Tired of not getting good sex **
Wait, when did phlegm stop being a turn-on?
**I’m pregnant? What!!!
Gender Guesser **
Yeah, should I buy you a pink baby blanket or a blue one?
**Answer this quickly (and hopefully correctly)
Did any of you lose any lungs in Los Angeles?
**
Yes! I mean No!
Ahhhh! Don’t throw me in the Gorge of Eternal Peril!
I pit chewing on people’s faces
Food Fadists - STFU
Face eating: the new diet craze!
** Pharmacist miscounts medication: honest mistake?
I’m pregnant? What!!! **
Sounds like someone should have counted better.
The airshow has come to town
I’m fine, but my car is not fine
That last pass was a bit low, eh?
**The danger (or lack thereof) of rubber mulch
How exactly do condoms fail? **
**Pre-natal Down Syndrome screening - meaningless?
Y-u-u-u-u-p! **
Asked and answered.
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
Impeach Earl Warren
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Racism: A bit too obvious??
A truck just ran over me and my bike
I’d say that’s pretty bloody obvious, Eddie McEthnic!
** Fuck F*ck.
A truck just ran over me and my bike**
F*ck! :eek:
What did you think of “Perry Mason”?
Hardest Song of the Year
…the year 1995.
Curse you summer storm!
Mmmmmm generator bliss
Smug, very smug.
(Jackmannii, posting from primitive device during power outage).
Thanks AGW deniers! We were getting tired of all those trees!
What does “Trees the right height mean”?
Probably half as tall when we have GLOBAL WARMING!
Mundane consequences of modern or future technology
So tell me about living with a solitary kidney.
In The Future it will be mandatory for all citizens to make a contribution to the Organ Banks.
**Fuck F*ck.
I’m pregnant? What!!!
A truck just ran over me and my bike
At the gym recently **
How they let the truck into the gym, I’ll never know.
It was a long standoff but…
**You’ll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!
Anderson Cooper comes out. Finally. **
**You’ll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!
Epic Story! “The Mystery Of The Transvestite And The Stolen Car – Tales From The Valet Stand” **