How do you say calliope?
A truck just ran over me and my bike
No, that’s how you say “accordion”.
**Fuck F*ck.
I got crabs?!? **
Moose in my yard
**
Anything family-friendly worth seeing in Windsor or southwestern Ontario?**
Moose in Canada? Who’d have guessed!
A truck just ran over me and my bike
Just need to get this out of my head!
Spark plugs can be removed with a pair of pliers, but if you’ve got the entire transmission wedged in your head, you’ll need a neurosurgeon.
**Nana and I (Opa) just had the grandkids over for a sleep over
I got crabs?!? **
Dude, that’s not right.
And you have some filthy grandkids.
Romney Invested in Medical-Waste Firm That Disposed of Aborted Fetuses
The Mittness Protection Program
“You pay da protection, nuttin’ gonna dispose of you, got it?”
**Looking for a 2 door car
When does a car cease to be what it was?
**
When it has no doors?
**Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing
Anderson Cooper comes out. Finally. **
Now that Tom’s available…
**Petty dislikes and petty attractions
A truck just ran over me and my bike
**
I’m guessing that goes under “petty dislikes”
Why does everyone blame GWB for everything?
Would you ignore the tip jar in these circumstances?
You bet! GWB was working the register at McDonald’s the other day, and I refused to put anything in the jar.
**Why does everyone blame GWB for everything?
The “Bad Smells” thread
**
Well, we know he is fond of the burrito.
**The “Bad Smells” thread
Old person smell - its real**
The reason that hug is awkward when you come over to visit grandma
**A truck just ran over me and my bike
So tell me about living with a solitary kidney. **
Would you ignore the tip jar in these circumstances?
Better big squirt gun than "Water Blaster?"
"Say, did you notice our tip jar?
“SPLOOOOSH”
I like it.
**Epic Story! “The Mystery Of The Transvestite And The Stolen Car – Tales From The Valet Stand”
Just hose him down in the yard!
**
The mystery of the stolen car, or, how I hosed a transvestite in the yard.
** Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing
Safety Not Guaranteed
Andy Griffith reported dead**
With divorce, there’s always collateral damage.
Looking for a classical piece with a strong rhythm and fun movement.
What should I look for at Aldi?
Check out the Brahms bin. It’s next to frozen foods.
** Is America the greatest country on Earth, and why?
The filibuster
**
** At the gym recently
Old person smell - its real
**
Time to move closer to the younger weightlifters
**Falsify ballistic test results by…
Filtering Amazon Results
**
No escape for this desperate, terrified pussy cat -
Kitties sip from their bottles.
The tragedy of cat alcoholism.