** Another VA benefits question
What are my VA Benefits?**
Better yet, where are my VA benefits?
** Query re. British royal succession
Is the Pope allowed to retire?**
Yes, but in that case Sarah Palin becomes the next Queen of England.
**What Is Your Taxonomic Classification
Vindicated “Crank” Scientists of the Modern Age
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Human subspecies genetically proven!
What feature do you wish your house / apartment had?
Gun experts
Great idea! You hear strange noises downstairs in the middle of the night, so you consult the gun expert who lives in the spare bedroom (or panic room) to decide whether you need the Glock, the sawed-off shotgun or grenade launcher to repel the invaders.
Mormons Vs Main Stream Religions
Death Match
They put up a good fight, but are swarmed under.
**What would you do if you were going bald?
Death Match **
There can be only one!
A legitimate four-fer!
** How do you greet and/or part with family, friends, & strangers?
People still here!
Hi Everybody
Hello People
**
How much is “Any amount less than $100” worth?
Universal Healthcare
It’s cheaper than you think.
Snakes - do the make sense as a pet?
Neighbors leaving puppy in yard. What can I do about this?
Hmm…
Liberals: defend the mandate!
But we already threw off the Admiralty!
And before that, we invented fire. We deserve some freaking time off.
From Comments on Cecil’s Columns:
**Is there a gender-neutral substitute for “his or her”?
thou, thee, thine **
I don’t think that really works…
“Each student should write his or her name at the top of his or her paper.”
“Each student should write thou, thee, thine name at the top of thou, thee, thine paper.”
Nope.
This one’s pretty sleazy:
**Poll: If you get off with a mermaid, is it bestiality?
Is a ball just a ball?
**
Aaaah, aah, aah ah; Eeeee, ee, ee, ee <-- WTF is this, on radio??
Celebrity names with many appearances of one letter
**What is Herpes?
Powder Steel for Knives
Out of round tires
Alligators…?
**
No I don’t think that’s it. Keep guessing!
**In your opinion, why hasn’t libertarianism come to pass?
Gout Pain
**
What bizarre chimaeric organism would you engineer?
Poll: Do you think Syrians/Lebanese look similar to any of these European populations?
Aaagh! It’s got the body of a Frenchman and the head of a Syrian! Run!
Nope, not bizarre enough.
**Once-scary childhood memories of pop culture
Amnesia in fiction **
Remember that time I had amnesia? Boy, that was scary. Good thing there was a large prop mallet to bop me on the head with.
**Absurdist jokes
What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?
I Got My Google Class Action Suit Settlement Check Today!
**
Yeah, that’s pretty absurd.
**Weird urges you get (non-sexual)
My fantasy restaurant: Black-Thai Affair **
Housewarming gifts
What bizarre chimaeric organism would you engineer?
Guy: “Hey, Carol! Look what I made for you!”
<chitterchittersqueeeeeel!!>
Carol: “Aieeeee!!!” <faints>