Utterly mundane and pointless - I feel like a new name. Suggestions?
Do you know your +4 Zip Code?
Hey, 3097, want in on the office pool?
**Would you consider dating someone with herpes?
Recommend a Good Free Virus Protector **
Well, an ex-girlfriend of mine swore that oregano had antiviral properties, and you could probably grow it in the yard - but you really should spring for the Zovirax, you cheap bastard.
** The crazy. It hurts.
Meep
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I’m seeingh the first on a sign held by a very battered cartoon coyote, and the latter spoken by a purple running bird.
** Gynecologists’ Smell Test
Excellent Horse-Like Lady (Korean translation needed) **
In medical Latin, it’s optimum equum-sicut domina ecch.
**Human Digestive System Vs Cat Brain
Smart enough to know you’re dumb.
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I guess cats need few more neurons, then.
**Things that people get Very Wrong
Do you know your +4 Zip Code? **
Well, that explains why my mail keeps going to Miami instead of Minneapolis…
** I Found a Ten Pence Piece In My Change.
You might need that one day…hoarding.
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**You don’t get to vote unless:
My friend believes he is a prophet
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** Yay! I found a wall!
You might need that one day…hoarding.
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Keeping a wall you found sounds like the very definition of “hoarding”
An even better one occurred about an hour later:
Would you be offended if a friend called “authorities” on you for illogical beliefs?
My friend believes he is a prophet
**What feature do you wish your house / apartment had?
magical mushrooms
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Now that’s a feature.
SD Doctors and/or Pharmasists, why is this a bad idea?
Speak to me of perimenopause
You’re just delaying the inevitable - why not jump right into full-fledged menopause?*
*Look for the AARP membership application in the mail.
People talking to themselves. What’s going on?
Hypnosis
**People talking to themselves. What’s going on?
Hypnosis
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**You don’t get to vote unless:
I am fed up with my sex drive
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Predict what my doctor will tell me (TMI)
Masturbation etiquette
“Well doc, I was on the N train during rush hour, and…” “Nooooo!!!”
**You don’t get to vote unless:
You get one of a choice of superpowers
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Hypothetical: Obama not only wins, but gains supermajority
How Exactly does one make money online?
E-mail spam. “How to avoid the coming Socialist New World Order Sharia Death Panels by buying gold and stocking up on guns and ammo!!! Order your copy today!!!”
You get one of a choice of superpowers
Muscular Women
“Summon Amazon Legion!” <poof>
modern day worship of greek gods
What’s the nerdiest thing about you?
Worshipping Proteus (a.k.a. “The Old Man Of The Sea”).
**You get one of a choice of superpowers
Speak to me of perimenopause
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