Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

** Ladies, do you ever go commando while exercising?

Poll: Muscular Women
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**Things that people get Very Wrong
I think my cat is pregnant… **

Careful - you don’t want to schedule the kitty shower and then find out you’ve just got a fat cat.

**It’s time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program

The case of the disappearing tomato**

…too soon?

**25 Terrific Years Together!
I am fed up with my sex drive **

She’s probably getting pretty fed up with your sex drive too.

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Adopted again (kitties)?

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Things that people get Very Wrong

That would be…a lot of stuff. Where would I put it all?
Hey. 60 hour no sleep challenge.
It’s Prehistoric Creature Day again!

Well, after 60 hours I’m sure I’d feel pretty prehistoric.

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Trans-Atlantic flight with a 15 month old
Help me stay awake**

Oh, I don’t think that’ll be a problem for you or anyone else on the flight.

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Another umkay sighting

Send in $19.95 and you get two umkay sightings! Plus an oven mitt.

**Another umkay sighting
Found a strange thing in my bathroom (less than SFW) **

Things that people get Very Wrong
Rolls-Royce turbofan – made of Lego

Impressionable boys and the “facts of life”
Scratching balls results in erections??

Those of you taking Synthroid (or equivalent)
Share your power outage strategies, please

If I take a triple dose, then get on a treadmill wired to a generator, I can supply power for the whole neighborhood.

**Share your power outage strategies, please
Muscular Women **

On a giant hamster wheel, running my generator.

Edit: Or they can take turns on Jackmannii’s threadmill.

Why do you come here?
Muscular Women

You may be looking for the Straight Grope.

** Poll: Lollipop or Sucker?

Poll: Penis size - whats too much?

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** Ladies, do you ever go commando while exercising?

Poll: Do you wear a T-shirt under your outer shirt?
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Moved: Scratching balls results in erections??

Moved: Why haven’t they done this yet.

The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread
Poll: Penis size - whats too much?

Always ask this question when going out on a date…she’ll be impressed by your consideration.

**I have a new favorite lunch

Caramelizing Onions

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**You last visited: 06-12-2005 at 04:58 PM
I was gone for a bit, but I’m back now **

That’s not “a bit”.

So i just had open heart surgery
Weird urges you get (non-sexual)

Try to not make a habit of it, OK?

**Man destroys his lawn with wrong Ferti-lome product.

Things that people get Very Wrong
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