Scratching balls results in erections??
Let’s discuss your synethsisa
If it was truly synesthesia, you’d be seeing rainbows.
**Has a bad experience stopped you from eating certain foods ever again?
Martha Stewart demands to be top dog
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** The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread
So i just had open heart surgery
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I’ll bet that cleaned up a lot of clutter.
**Things you googled in innocence?
Lollipop or Sucker?
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** The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread
Man destroys his lawn with wrong Ferti-lome product.**
Destroying your lawn is a great way to eliminate clutter.
Minor things you find you are surprisingly judgemental about
Kim Jong Un’s pleasure women
Airport searches
Your best hiding place.
Just a moment ago in Cafe Society:
Has a bad experience stopped you from eating at a certain restaurant ever again?
Has a bad experience stopped you from eating certain foods ever again?
I was tempted to start a new thread:
Has a bad experience stopped you from eating ever again?
Call in the next 10 minutes and you get…
Math formulas you figured out with no help
Yeah, thanks, really useful.
**I am fed up with my sex drive
Weird urges you get (non-sexual)
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** Man destroys his lawn with wrong Ferti-lome product.
Things that people get Very Wrong
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**A sniffle is not the flu!
I’m tired of loud sneezers
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Did anything good come out of the Vietnam War?
Is Polygamy Really Wrong?
No, but “Ho Chi Minh’s Big Love” was a rotten TV show.
**‘Encyclopedia Brown’ author Donald Sobol dead at 87
I hate Alton Brown more than ever.
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But…he didn’t have anything to do with Sobot’s death.
**I am fed up with my sex drive
So i just had open heart surgery
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…and then your…heart…grew three sizes that day.
** Listen pig “Make you own coffee, save a $1,000 a year!” is kind of a stupid observation
Lumpy Bumpy Dumpity Doo (possible TMI, lump on cooch and other crises)
Speaking to a Spouse/SO while at Work**
Jeezus, people, take your marital problems home where they belong.
**I remembered my SDMB password after nearly eight years
Beaver Shot! (No, not what you’re probably thinking) **
**I hate Alton Brown more than ever.
Artists You No Longer Enjoy After Meeting Them In Person **
The great part is that this is entirely accurate.
How to discourage a bear. (Need answer fast!)
Very Basic Strength Training Questions.
Okay, the first thing you have to know about strength training is that it’s generally a good idea to start it well before you have a bear chasing you.
(And the second thing to know is, you don’t have to run faster than the bear; you just have to run faster than your companion.)
** North Korea has changed the conscription standards
Who Has The Most Posts On The Dope?**
No, not the Dopers!
**Are there ANY Windows fans out there? (Win8)
Poll: do you like to drive with the windows down?
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Only if the fan is off!
Which will be the next major disease for which a prevention or cure is found?
Personal Identity
Yes, it won’t be long before we are all faceless, anonymous cells in the body politic. 