My friend believes he is a prophet
God is talking to (well, e-mailing) me
**Pre-existing conditions
“Get this thing off my back!” A Canuck Doper Universal Health Care case study **
“Sorry sir, that monkey on your back is a pre-existing condition. No insurance for you.”
Copper-it does work for chronic pain! I am living proof!
A Penny for your Thoughts
**Real life movie moments?
Fred Willard arrested in a porno theater **
**Did anything good come out of the Vietnam War?
THE ANNUNAKI, ANCIENT GODS, NIBIRU and Humans
**
That’s SO wrong! Humans aren’t good!
Explain Entropy
Donating Blood Every Week
Try donating daily.
Anyone have experience with Whole Body Vibration (WBV)?
Why haven’t they done this yet [product suggestions]
Consumer products for the Whole Body Vibration crowd…lessee…there’s the super-spill resistant sippy cup, the self-starting hula hoop, the Best of the Beach Boys re-release…the possibilities are endless.
**What can a straight man do a gay man can’t?
THE ANNUNAKI, ANCIENT GODS, NIBIRU and Humans
**
Well, he can do them also, if he really wants children.
**150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics
Is This Common Dream Happening? **
Maybe in your dreams.
Now it’s
I’m having a baby
150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics
Is This Common Dream Happening
With a little imagination, I think we may have a record-long sequential thread winner here:
Looks like it’s time to visit the fertility specialist
Fat Lady on Bus Cusses Out Hispanic Men (someone move this, doesn’t quite fit)
I’m having a baby
How did this get here?
150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics
**Fred Willard arrested in a porno theater
Foreskin Man comic - He fights for genital justice! **
And his secret identity is actor Fred Willard
The 50 cutest things that ever happened
12 people shot dead at BATMAN movie screening in Denver.
150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics
We’re going to have to work on your definition of “cute”.
**From the makers of Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter comes…
Communist Literature **
Hm…that makes a certain amount of sense. Vampires–traditionally very frequently depicted as corrupt aristocrats–are an obvious metaphor: the exploitation of ordinary humans/the proletariat by supernatural undead bloodsucking fiends/the capitalist bosses. Depicting America’s greatest and most beloved president as a crypto-revolutionary is also a nice propaganda touch.
**My question for Libertarians - should it be legal to masturbate in public?
Are There Moderate Libertarians? **
“Hey, I support individual liberty, but c’mon man, you can’t choke the chicken right there at the playground in front of all those kids!”
What is it with men and sexual abuse of children?
The Boy Scouts Still Thinking of the Children
…if you know what I mean.
**Nutritious things you can make in a microwave
Lettuce **
Mm…piping-hot freshly microwaved lettuce! Tasty and nutritious!
**Have to admit that dancing hurdler everyone is talking about is as cute as a button
150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics **
She’ll be keeping busy, then.
** You’re an adult male being attacked in a bar - Your last fight was in Jr High - What do you do?
Best Dirty Jokes/Rhymes/Songs from Childhood**
“There once was a nun from Nantucket…”
WHACK
Nah, that’s not going to work.
Whatcha Readin’ July 2012 Edition
Communist Literature
Subversive!
12 people shot dead at BATMAN movie screening in Denver.
This is why I don’t like you.
You just can’t take him anywhere.