I just accidentally ate a pube
Am I the Queen of England?
I don’t know. Was it a magic pube?
**What can a straight man do that a gay man can’t?
Why can’t I sell my vote? **
Dude, selling your vote is so gay!
**Fuck cacti!
No thanks, I’ll take my chances with the psychopath.
**
Yep, less pain from SYDITC where “C” stands for crazy rather than cacti.
I had a wonderful date last night!
I think my cat is pregnant…
**Eccentric billionaire offers you a huge sum of money to never consider another hypothetical again…
What would you do? **
:dubious: Is this one of those “Catch 22” situations?
You’re an adult male being attacked in a bar - Your last fight was in Jr High - What do you do?
Black/White Race Wars
<Spoken with a cityscape burning in the background>
“OK, so he punched you. Overreact much?”
**What snake venom does to blood - fascinating video
Items you bought that just totally sucked. **
Maybe I’m the only one, but this got a giggle out of me.
The 50 cutest things that ever happened
I just accidentally ate a pube
I dunno; it’s not making my list of cute things.
I had that dream again
My husband is going TO PRISON!!
or
I had that dream again
12 people shot dead at BATMAN movie screening in Denver.
So wrong
The sadistic joys of parenting.
My husband is going TO PRISON!!
**Jokes: 10 words or shorter
What can a straight man do a gay man can’t?
**
That is 10 words or shorter. Not that funny though.
** The sadistic joys of parenting.
I’m quitting smoking, too.**
Sadomasochist perv!
** Please help me buy a geiger counter
Running - Give me some advice**
Ask yourself - do you really need a T-shirt that says “I Survived The Chernobyl Marathon”?
**What would it take for a support for Gun Control in the US
Luxury sub-compact cars?
Would you want a robotic pet cat or dog? **
How about you just give me some cash?
**Food Thieves At Work
Mmp mmb mmp **
They’re thieves, and they chew with their mouth open!
Persons raised Christian: Did/does your church teach Biblical inerrancy, and if so…
Are you afraid of/for the Olympics?
And lo! Jacques Rogge was turned into a pillar of salt. :eek:
**What does it sound like when you have music stuck in your head?
Neutering Puppies **
**What to do with a rabbit in the fridge?
What can a straight man do a gay man can’t?
**
Wrong definition of “coney”.
** Why Do the Men In The Erectile Dysfunction Ads Creep Me Out?
Poll: If you get off with a mermaid, is it bestiality?**
Cialis ads: now with full bathtubs.
**What to do with a rabbit in the fridge?
Top Chef Masters - Season 4 Thread **