Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics
The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread **
Remember to bring gloves

** You’ve just been bitten by a zombie, what do you do?

How soon is too soon to live together?
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Wait until you’ve been completely zombified yourself. Otherwise, he’ll eat you.

You’ve just been bitten by a zombie, what do you do?
Poll: Without warning, your spouse/SO says you need to go on the run, or risk death. What do you do?

Tell my spouse to give me some &^!($! warning the next time.

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Poll: Have you ever killed someone?

Disney vacation with a 4-and-a-half year old **

Your partner can’t/won’t discuss their work - would this annoy you?
Poll: Without warning, your spouse/SO says you need to go on the run, or risk death. What do you do?

“Say, honey, can’t you tell me just a bit more about that “government agency” you work for?”

** Why Do the Men In The Erectile Dysfunction Ads Creep Me Out?

Pseudo-Intellectual Junk
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How can you tell their junk is pseudo-intellectual?

**Jokes: 10 words or shorter **

**Cats is Weird. **

It got a chuckle out of me.

** The lighter side of violent crime

I think my cat is pregnant**

:dubious:

I serve dinner to my husband. I’m still a modern woman.
My mother is delusional and my father is enabling her.

“Face it Ma, you’re old fashioned.”

Have you ever ditched or been ditched on a date?
My guinea pig disappeared!

I’m not really sure if you should be dating your guinea pig in the first place.

Poll: Have you ever been naked in your office?
Foster parent baby shower?

Yeah, that got kinda ugly.

Are the rich hiding $21 trillion?
Are Mormons really that happy?

Mitt does seem a rather cheery sort…

This is some kind of tasteless.
Food Fadists - STFU

Who cares if my chicken tofu doesn’t have any taste!

Mmp mmb mmp
Boom! Boom! Boom! Wait… I won’t hear that again.

No… Yeah. Definitely more of a ‘Boom! Boom! Boom!’ than a ‘Mmp mmb mmp’.

A twofer right now in General Questions:

Why Does Coffee Make You Poop?
What is "The bum’s rush?"

and

These three are just too good!
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The Assault capabilities of projectile Brussels Sprouts
What are the defining features of an “assault rifle”?
Did this alleged military incident actually occur?**

Jokes: 10 words or shorter
T. Rex and the Amish

…walk into a bar… dammit, running out of words already!

** Why Does Coffee Make You Poop?
The Assault capabilities of projectile Brussels Sprouts**

Another superhero legend is born - but it ain’t pretty.

Arrrgghh!!! I just want a cocktail!
My guinea pig disappeared!

Some drink to remember…some drink to forget.

Any hints for dealing with an obsessive talker?
Poll: Have you ever killed someone?

**How is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?
What is the difference between an excuse and an explanation? **

Well, I didn’t mean to put my penis in there. It just fell in while I wasn’t looking. Complete accident.
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You have five minutes to evacuate your house: what do you grab?
Cats and Leather Furniture

Asked and answered.