**150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics
The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread **
Remember to bring gloves
** You’ve just been bitten by a zombie, what do you do?
How soon is too soon to live together?
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Wait until you’ve been completely zombified yourself. Otherwise, he’ll eat you.
You’ve just been bitten by a zombie, what do you do?
Poll: Without warning, your spouse/SO says you need to go on the run, or risk death. What do you do?
Tell my spouse to give me some &^!($! warning the next time.
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Poll: Have you ever killed someone?
Disney vacation with a 4-and-a-half year old **
Your partner can’t/won’t discuss their work - would this annoy you?
Poll: Without warning, your spouse/SO says you need to go on the run, or risk death. What do you do?
“Say, honey, can’t you tell me just a bit more about that “government agency” you work for?”
** Why Do the Men In The Erectile Dysfunction Ads Creep Me Out?
Pseudo-Intellectual Junk
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How can you tell their junk is pseudo-intellectual?
**Jokes: 10 words or shorter **
**Cats is Weird. **
It got a chuckle out of me.
** The lighter side of violent crime
I think my cat is pregnant**
:dubious:
I serve dinner to my husband. I’m still a modern woman.
My mother is delusional and my father is enabling her.
“Face it Ma, you’re old fashioned.”
Have you ever ditched or been ditched on a date?
My guinea pig disappeared!
I’m not really sure if you should be dating your guinea pig in the first place.
Poll: Have you ever been naked in your office?
Foster parent baby shower?
Yeah, that got kinda ugly.
Are the rich hiding $21 trillion?
Are Mormons really that happy?
Mitt does seem a rather cheery sort…
This is some kind of tasteless.
Food Fadists - STFU
Who cares if my chicken tofu doesn’t have any taste!
Mmp mmb mmp
Boom! Boom! Boom! Wait… I won’t hear that again.
No… Yeah. Definitely more of a ‘Boom! Boom! Boom!’ than a ‘Mmp mmb mmp’.
A twofer right now in General Questions:
Why Does Coffee Make You Poop?
What is "The bum’s rush?"
and
These three are just too good!
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The Assault capabilities of projectile Brussels Sprouts
What are the defining features of an “assault rifle”?
Did this alleged military incident actually occur?**
Jokes: 10 words or shorter
T. Rex and the Amish
…walk into a bar… dammit, running out of words already!
** Why Does Coffee Make You Poop?
The Assault capabilities of projectile Brussels Sprouts**
Another superhero legend is born - but it ain’t pretty.
Arrrgghh!!! I just want a cocktail!
My guinea pig disappeared!
Some drink to remember…some drink to forget.
Any hints for dealing with an obsessive talker?
Poll: Have you ever killed someone?
**How is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?
What is the difference between an excuse and an explanation? **
Well, I didn’t mean to put my penis in there. It just fell in while I wasn’t looking. Complete accident.
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You have five minutes to evacuate your house: what do you grab?
Cats and Leather Furniture
Asked and answered.