Hasn’t AIDS always been around? (START)
Actually, the 1st appetite suppressant was CortaSlim. Ayds came out in the 80’s and was discontinued in the 90’s
Google Toolbar Popup Blocker Problems (Exapno Mapcase)
Their servers are getting a little bogged down saving your pop-ups for future advertising purposes
Do atomic clocks and watches work as well as they say? (Plan B)
They’re very inaccurate – The one I got as a subscription gift from the B.A.S. has been stuck at 11:53PM for years now.
of nuclear and EMP (Tony Montana)
You can read all about electro-magnetic pulse watches in the above thread
What if I didn’t stop when those Wall Mart anti-theft buzzers go off? (Roland Deschain)
A bunch of migrant Mexican security guards will hold you ‘til the cops arrive – If you want to escape prior, Yell “INS’ as loud as you can
Can I move fish? -AND- Where do I get boxes?
Though not completely watertight, this may come in handy.
Does anyone remember that great sinusitis/doctor website? (pugluvr)
You misspelled it. It’s http://Dr.LinusEitiz.med
An Anonymous Powerball Winner? How? (Jinx)
That’s an easy one – He’s gotta be a mafia turncoat under protection from the FBI
What are 3.5 inch floppy disks called outside the US?
Another easy one! 88.9mm floppy disks
Need help from smokers who have (successfully) quit! (Satyricon)
If there’s a way to unsuccessfully quit, I haven’t heard about it
Is it okay to use Campho-Phenique on Canker Sores? (kevsnyde)
Sure, just keep the Preparation H on the top shelf of your medicine cabinet
Odds of a plane crashing with a sports team on board… (McDeath_the_Mad)
I just checked with Vegas: Israeli 2004 Olypmic Soccer team = 10,000:1 USA Olympic Basketball team = 15,000:1, Panamanian Luge team = 1,000,000,000:1.
Why do some TV programs look “funny”? (tdn)
To make up for the fact they don’t sound funny
My TV picture is bigger than the screen (TheFifthYear)
If this is another letter box / wide screen format rant, please take it to the Pit
What language was spoken before God destroyed the Tower of Babel? (smootman)
Pre-Confusciois Babylonian
What can I eat to make me feel better? (Cisco)
I don’t know about you, but if you 68 me, I think I’d feel better
styles of poker (drhess)
The 3 main ones are: Vaginally, Anally and Orally. If you wanna be creative, you might consider poking the cleavage
what are the fields where women dominate? (shijinn)
The 1st one that comes to mind are field hockey fields