Let’s come up with some questions that would drive Manny and Biblio crazy (along with the regulars who hang out in GQ). Here’s the first one:
How does a dear know to cross at those Dear Crossing signs?
Because they can read, obviously.
You’re going to have to try harder than that, Libertarian. And spell better, too. 
Um, I have a very specific question, is this the right forum?
Is the glass half empty or half full?
Why A Duck: Yes. It is not, however, the right forum to get a very specific answer.
Reeder: It’s completely full. Half is air.
Oh deer that was a bad question!
Howzabout:
If red wine is for beef and white wine is for fish, what wine do you serve with pork?
Was General Mills a war hero?
hello. i want to no how the evil-lutionists can possibly beleave that we came from monkeys any1 can see that a camera must of been made by a person so it is obvious that we must of been made by G-d.
Anyway i don’t want to discuss this i just want to know why they don’t want to go to heaven and how they can not beleave in the Lord.
thankyou
Do you walk to school or bring your lunch?
Is is further to Boston than to fly?
Why is a mouse when it spins?
How can you be two places at once if you’re not anywhere at all?
Are you packing a rod or are you just glad to see me?
Spritle: Ripple
Eohippus: No. He ended his military career just before that whole thing in Korea got out of hand and wound up working for the FBI tracking cereal killers.
Whoosh!
How do amputees do the Hokey Pokey?
RealityChuck:
No.
Yes.
It costs less that way.
Mirrors.
Both.
Is it acceptable to have monkey sex with your mother-in-law?
Is it acceptable to cut all your neighbor’s trees down?
Is it acceptable to ask your priest if he’s circumcised?
Is it acceptable to fart in a public sauna?
(Honestly, some of the crap posed just dumbfounds me.)
Saw this online and thought it was interesting:
Please feel free to debate this. I won’t bother checking back for answers though.
What? GQ? I though you meant GD. Sorry.
If a sheep is a ram, and a mule is an ass, how cum a ram in the ass is called a goose?
From across the room!
Some of the questions posed in Lobo’s song “A Simple Man” from the early seventies would qualify, I think. Among them are such gems as the following:
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
Who goes around and tucks in the trains?
Why does a teddy bear like to sleep?
Why do we all make promises that we can’t keep?
(Yes, I know that last one is more of a GD, but it completed the stanza.)
Deer. What I want to to know is what criteria you used to judge manny and biblio currently sane and why did JillGat fail?
Can I use an epileptic in the bath-tub to wash my clothes? How about my delicates?
If my calculator had internet access, could I download numbers? Like, square roots and stuff?
Will the cooling fan cause any anthrax that’s been faxed to me to spread?