Wow, a rare double whoosh!
Good one! 
Is it really true that wherever you go, there you are?
Well, there was that time JillGat threatened to ban Olentzero and myself for hijacking a turtle sexing thread…
Have you ever really looked at your hand, man?
Why is belly button lint always the same color as your socks? Does the sock fuzz migrate up your leg? And if you don’t wear socks is your belly button lint really toe-jam? Can you really make a football out of toe-jam?
What’s the difference between a duck?
If I find an injun on my Tootsie Roll wrapper…do I win a hunnert bux?
Where are my shoes? (I’ll point my screen around so you can help me look…)
Which Brady has the highest IQ?
If all the world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?
I don’t have any General questions: can I ask you one about my Privates?
Could Captain Kirk take Abe Lincoln in a street fight?
I have a watermelon sized growth in my scrotum, should I see a doctor?
I own Photoshop, but my dog ate my disk. Where can I find illegal, pirated downloads so I can load the program again?
Th!s pLAcE R0Kzzz! Any-1 wanna CHATT?
This was settled when they all appeared on the Weakest Link a few weeks ago. I think it was Bobby who won.
Wrong. It was James.
Can I please be excused?
DONT YOU ALL HAVE BETTR THINGS TO DO?
uh, Dudes, does anyone know how to get those little bugs off my weed plants?
Anyone know how my friend could pass a drug test for his job if he was toking last night?
4:20 4-eva
Where is “The Simpsons” located?
How does the man who goes to put up a new street name sign know where to go?
Do we really need religion, and, if so, which one’s the right one?
Let the mods fight over whether it goes in GD or IMHO. Mwah hah hah hah!
I can’t believe I’m the first one to offer:
Say, have any of you seen this puzzle? What’s the third word that ends in -gry?