For the simle reason that there is no proof that he exists.
Is it impossible for bumblebees to fly?
What is this thing?
Why do they do this?
What’s youre opinion on this?
Have you seen this yet?
Simple question
Who came up with the wheel?
Does god really hate fags?
Are we there yet?
We don’t have to pay income tax?
Is it legal to kill your parents as long as you use a ‘non-deadly weapon’?
Ah, gee whiz … do we have to have pork? I didn’t wanna have pork. Can’t we have anything besides pork?
What’s the third word ending in gry?
[sub]Man, I can’t believe that one hasn’t come up yet.[/sub]
[Carpenters] Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? [/Carpenters]
mmm…
I was going to post something like, “Is this a computer virus?” (simulated link), but I thought that may be going too far, so I won’t post that.
Oops, I see the Cranky actually beat me to it. As penance, I offer up:
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Whooooooosh!
Can God make a rock so heavy that he himself can’t lift it? (Thank you, George Carlin!)
How many layers of tinfoil do I need to keep out the mind control rays?
If aliens landed in my backyard, can they parallel park?
Why doesn’t tuna come with a pop top so you can drink the oil right out of the can?
If I wanted to live in a tree, will the post office deliver my mail to the front door?
If they took down the Empire State Building and moved it to Denver, would it be taller? (The building, not Denver of course.)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Where did all the other posts go?!
<<If they took down the Empire State Building and moved it to Denver, would it be taller? (The building, not Denver of course.)>>
I don’t see why Denver wouldn’t be taller, too, at least in an absolute sense.
Does quitting smoking really make you live longer, or does it just feel that way?
Corr
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Why is Shakespeare so important to Western literature? Can I have some specific examples of his influence?
Speaking on behalf of all the humorless pedants in GQ:
Screw you guys, I’m going home!
How many ducks would it take to equal the weight of an average human?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Light travels faster than sound. Is that why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak?
So what’s the speed of dark?
Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?
*What city did the movie ‘Philadelphia’ take place in?
*[sub]someone really did ask me this…he was beautiful, but dumb[/sub]
What is the amount of glucose used in an adult human brain in one day, expressed in M&Ms??
This actually does have an answer, though.
If a man is in the forest, and he makes a statement, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? (Ou sont les Neigedens d’antan?)