Stupid General Questions

What is the third -gry word?

Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

Why did you lock my last thread I am reposting my entire OP that is actually a political diatribe again and obviously I didn’t read your warning about not putting complaints in GQ and I can’t end sentences either?

To be or not to be?

spit or swallow?

didja notice my sig? huh? didja? eager puppydog face

If Oprah falls over in the woods and the Pope isn’t there to hear her, will it still scare the sh*t out of all the bears?

Is there any paleontologist more knowledgable than Dr. Duane Gish?

Depends upon the human’s occupation. If said human is a witch, the answer is one.

Cite: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Furthermore, IF a bear does shit in the woods, and there’s no one there to smell it, does it cause a stench?

[[How many layers of tinfoil do I need to keep out the mind control rays?]]

MrBlue, Cecil kind of answered this one: Do Tinfoil Hats Provide Adequate Protection against Mind Control Rays?

Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

Hmmm…no fooling.

These are nothing. You oughta see what Cecil really does get in the mail.

if someone downloads stuff from my website, will I have to upload it again ?

Um, so there are like these 3 words, okay? And they all end in -bry? What are they? I can’t even think of one word that ends in -bry! Help me!

Here’s another one: You know how a plane lands on a runway, right? Well, if all those scientist people came up with a plane that had mechanical legs instead of wheels, would the thing it runs on be called a landway? You know, because it would land on a runway and run on a landway and it would all fit together, wow!

Now time for a religious debate. Okay, agnostics, answer me this. Where’s the proof that there’s no proof that there is or isn’t a god? I mean, how do you know that the people who know for certain that there is or isn’t a god just might be right and are not definitely right or wrong? The first right I wrote refers to the question of whether anyone knows for sure and the second right and the wrong refer to the question of whether a god exists or not, just to avoid any confusion about the relative definition of those words. I await your answers so I can methodically tear them apart with my brilliant logic.