Suppose that there is only one God, and He considers all the different religions of the world simply different ways of worshipping Him. You die, and you’re allowed to ask Him one single question which He will answer completely, an answer of which you will have complete understanding regardless of complexity. What do you ask him?
My question: “How were You created?”
How come you never got married?
“Dude…what the fuck?”
My first thought was “How (with detailed instructions) can I travel through time?”. But if it’s after death…hmm.
Why do you need/want/require worship?
How can I make people think I am you?
Can you prove that you exist?
If I’m dead, it seems kind of pointless to ask anything. The knowledge wouldn’t benefit me anyway.
Why?
Do you exist? 
<shameless stealing>
Can You make a burrito so hot that it would burn Your mouth?
:eek:
</ss>
“Was Deckard a Replicant?”
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“So how come I only get one question?”
Human teeth: is that really the best design?
“Why are you such a sadistic bastards?”
The platypus? Really?
“Would you quit it with the fucking mindgames ?”
That’s two questions. 
:smack:
“Is Wenger going to buy a striker before January’s transfer window ends?”