I’ve been watching a lot of videos on you tube about people going to hell or heaven. Watched one where a guys claims he met God and God asked him if he had any questions. I was wondering what the heck I would ask if I met Yahweh and could not think of any thing worth asking.
If you met God what would you ask him? What would be a relevant question in your mind? What mystery of human existence or arcane knowledge would you want to know about?
My first questions would be, "Why don’t you already know what I want answers to? Who are you really?"
I’m going to keep this light:
What IS the Voynich manuscript all about?
What really happened at Oak Island?
“Oh, cool. You want to sit for a bit?” (said while discreetly dialing 911 for the mental health situation)
Really, it would depend on which god wanted to know.
Is a proof of the Collatz Conjecture possible and if so, what is it?
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
Next week’s lotto numbers?
So, People’s Front for Judea or Judean People’s Front?
So I guess there really is no point in me running away right now, what’s up?
You’re all powerful, all knowing, perfect… and this was the best you could do? Can I speak to your manager?
“Do you choose to be such a dick, or are you not omnipotent in that respect?”
In theory, I’d like to ask Him…what it was all about. And why things have to be so hard and silent. But I suspect I’d get a non-answer like Job got.
But in reality, I’m pretty sure that meeting God would instantly make all questions melt away, irrelevant. It would be like standing in front of a colossal volcano or tsunami. You wouldn’t really be in a question-asking mood. Either that, or all questions suddenly become pointless.
What have you got against people that live in trailer parks?
I would ask if there is a way (s)he can explain Riemann’s Hypothesis and its solution in a way I can really and deeply understand.
I hope the answer is not negative.
I hope even more there is no Godott. Actually, I believe I know that. Makes the first answer moot, I reckon, but I do not want to spoil the party so I’ll go.
“What the fuck, ma’am? I mean, seriously, what the fuck?”
What DO you need with a starship?
I think the only question to ask would be “why?”.
“Any questions?”