Could you flesh out the “Let us make mankind in our image” thing?
Who’s us?
Why is your aim so bad?
The answer to that is in the film Dogma.
Wait, this was a team effort?
Need a new quarterback, buddy.
Dan
Did you design Quantum Mechanics in order to run all possible simulations more efficiently?
Have you deduced whether you are part of a higher level simulation?
What’s so great about beetles?
That certainly clarifies matters.
“Is Riemann mad at me?”
Is it really Marsellus Wallace’s soul in that briefcase?
Why do you let innocent babies die?
Are you a male, as suggested by the O/Ps question? If not, are you female?
When you created quantum mechanics, you subcontracted that to Coyote or the Monkey King, didn’t you?
Remember when someone stole my lunch from the work fridge back in '94? Who was the fucker who did that?
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Where is the nearest extraterrestrial civilization?** And how to contact them if friendly or how to counter it if hostile.
** IIRC some famous scientist pointed at similar questions that alien abductees should ask, a lot of the closest stars could then be examined to check if what they claim was told to them was true.
Who ARE The Brain Police?
Can you make a boulder so heavy that even You can’t lift it?
I’m not sure why, as it’s pretty cool that you navigate via a celestial snapshot. You also eat shit, so there is that.
Beat me to it!
So, instead:
“Why’d you make the sex bits part of the excretory functioning, too? Kinda gross, if I’m being honest.”
THANK YOU! Not everyone appreciates that.
What were last week’s Lotto numbers?
I am your God!