Oh god, I’m so sorry to hear that! Did he lose BOTH legs?
I got it for Christmas, about three years ago.
Mija, that is god-awful ugly and makes me wonder where I went wrong as your parent.
It’s for your own good.
No, those jeans do not make your butt look big. They make it look pretty nice, actually.
No, it’s not the jeans that make your butt look big.
I investigated, because the room was supposed to be empty but I heard a man laughing.
I thought I had gotten that wrong, but I was mistaken.
Yeah, that’s me; I’m the one who wanted that item on the agenda.
Don’t blame me, I voted for the other guy.
Yes, I know I shouldn’t have done it, but I wanted another piece of pie so badly.
Yeah, well, bodies suck.
I think I’ll wait until spring to have that done, though it’ll be a dreary winter without it.
It’s apparently hereditary; her mother had the exact same quirk.
I could tell by the way she scratches after using the litter box.
You don’t eat the skin! Just the tender part inside.
I eat it along with the rest. Actually, it’s the best part.
Tuesday would be better. I’m taking the cat to the vet on Monday.
Yes, when I say ‘Bless your heart”, I don’t actually mean that.
Yes, I remember her very well, though I haven’t seen her in several years.