Anti-abortion nimwits and associated jerks at UM commencement

The way to deal with these creeps is to fight them back on their own terms. That is to say, without any class or dignity, but with much energy and conviction. When they scream, scream back louder. When they tell you you’re going to Hell, tell them the truth twice as loud: their false God is an evil abomination and all who serve him are damned. Follow them into the churches and fight them there!

Yes, because escalation works so well in other situations, why not apply it here? I mean, look how great it works in the Middle East!

I wish the hell people would settle this issue so we can move on to more interesting discussions about whether a woman has a right to sell her fetus. And whether the father should get a residual.

I agree totally that protests such as this at a commencement address are just about the ultimate in bad taste.

Doctors are killing condoms?

So how would I write, “Romans go home!”?

As Andy Rooney put it: I don’t know if I’m pro-choice or pro-life. But I do know I like pro-choice people better than pro-life people.

Um, “Romani cedite”? Somehow it seems like it ought to have more scatology in it, though.

It’s especially tasteful to display bloody, gory pictures at an event where children will be present.

What these fucktards don’t realize, is that the more they shit in public places like this, the more we retreat into indoor shopping malls and gated communities where we don’t have to deal with this kind of crap. And whether they believe it or not, a nation of isolated, disengaged pod people is unlikely to help them to change society in the manner in which they wish.

Annie-Xmas
Or as George Carlin said “Ever notice the pro-life people probably weren’t going to reproduce anyway?”

So, if you have more than one variety of Greek feta cheese, what’s the plural of feta? :wink:

Actually he asked, “Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?”

Fatal cheese?
Back in my restaurant days we used to say that a Greek Salad was not ready until the cheese was was tossed in, which would, of course, make it feta complete.

Dam. You guys have got some nutters in America. I’m just glad our crazy people are too busy licking baloons and hunting foxes (Foxi ?) to organise anything that annoying.

Oh, I was refering to the OP, not to the Grammer Nazis (Oh come on, that should be Natzi. Lets get latin)

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I’ll bet you hate bureaucrats more than most people.

Don’t anybody tell my husband, but I think I just fell in love with you Contrapuntal.

Feta complete… I may have to consider changing my username :smiley:

Not just Ugliest America, but in mine and Great Dave’s conservative-benighted city, where, after inmates had died (and continue to die) in jail due to an appalling absence of medical care, we had weeks of fine, upstanding conservative letters to the “G-Raps” Press shouting that inmates don’t deserve medical care.

Ah, “pro-lifers”. How moral they are!

Lord Ashtar
I appreciate your correction concerning the George Carlin quote. (and it makes it a Hell of a lot funnier too) :smiley:

Yeah, that letters section is something, aint it? That and the comics were the only reason I got the Press. I finally gave up on it a few months ago, and don’t miss it a bit. But let’s not give this board the wrong impression about Grand Rapids. I think most of the kooks live in the sub- and ex-urbs.