OK, you couldn’t leave it alone, so now we’re forced to respond.
When I change my mind, head’s up my behind
Fight the GOP
Won’t you vote Ker-ry?
I’m a Demo, you should know, gonna be around
I have got no place to go, policies unsound
If you’re all alone when the brightest minds have flown
Honey vote Ker-ry
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best to flip and lie
Don’t ever ask me to look into your eyes
Fight the GOP
(That’s all I ask of you honey)
Take a chance on me
We can solve problems, we can balance budgets, as long as we’re together
Listen to my bullshit, maybe I’m just waffling, get to know me better
‘Cos you know I’ve got
So much that I wanna do, but I don’t have a fuckin’ clue
It’s tragic
Voters should beware, I’m wholly unaware
But I think you know
It’s the Demo show
If you lose your mind, I’ll be very kind
Cast your vote for me
Make the pubbies flee
I will spout the party line, just like Kennedy
Office means much more than credibility
When the polls have closed and I’m on TV
To announce we’ve lost
To the GOP
Gonna try to allege a conspiracy
Between Diebold and the GOP
Why’d you vote for me?
(I don’t know my own position)
Wasted a chance on me
Apologies to others who like ABBA for partisan use of melody.
Kerry Kerry
Quite contrary
How does your flip flop grow?
With fuzzy deals
and paid for meals
and lobbyists all in a row.
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Warmaker, Warmaker, make me a war.
Find me bin Laden, even the score.
Warmaker, Warmaker, look through your book
And make me a perfect war.
Bushmeister, Bushmeister, I’ll bring the lies.
You bring the troops, all ready to die.
Bring me some oil, for I’m longing to be
The envy of all, in my new SUV.
Oh, lighten up! This is the nastiest, bitterest presidential election cycle since 1972 – and it’s also the most fun! The most exciting! The most (in the Chinese sense) interesting! 2000 was a boring election year! Wasn’t 2000 boring? Until they had to count the votes, that is. But all this high-energy backbiting and slander and machinations and demonstrations and all – this is fun! This is civic life at its lowest and highest combined!
H.L. Mencken once cynically remarked that democracy is the one truly amusing form of government humanity has devised. I say that’s one of the things that make it worthwhile!
Come on you guys! Where are all the liberals who say their sense of humor is
superior to conservatives?
The offspring “Why Don’t you get a Job”
John Kerry has a problem
and he hates that bitch
he tells us every day
He says “Man I really gotta find my schtick
in the worst kind a way”
He gets off his ass
He works his hands to the bone
to find a tune which people will play
but his focus it really does seem to roam
well my friend
you gotta say
I wan play, I wan play a to playayayay
Wah Wah why can’t I get the job!
Say no way, say no way, no wayayayay
Tell me why can’t I have the job!
I guess his intentions, well they aren’t enough
to keep all his detractors at bay
I guess his intentions, well they aren’t enough
cause he can’t figure what to say
I wan play, I wan play a to playayayay
Wah Wah why can’t I get the job!
Say no way, say no way, no wayayayay
Tell me why can’t I have the job!
BrainGlutton I notice you didn’t write a song in here. And I am hurt you did not notice my song in your thread.
