If aliens landed tomorrow and told us: “We bring you a new way to generate power. It will not release pollution into your atmosphere, it will not generate greenhouse gasses, you have enough fuel for it to last hundreds of years, and even longer if you recycle that fuel, it’s not significantly more expensive than the way you currently generate energy, and it can be made to be perfectly safe.”
We’d say “Wow! Thank you for this nearly magical source of energy you’re giving to us! This will help us tremendously!”
And then they’d say “yes, it’s harnessing the power of splitting the atom, and…”
“Oh! NUCLEAR??? LIKE… RADIATION AND STUFF? FUCK YOUR ANAL PROBING WAYS YOU LITTLE GREEN ASSHOLES”
I’ve been working myself into a rage over the last few weeks since this thread got me thinking about nuclear power again.
It seems that all that stands between us and a vastly superior way to generate power is essentially hysterical idiots that think “nuclear…radiation… doesn’t that mean like giant 50 foot ants and 3 headed babies!!! Chernobyl!!!”
The lawsuits these idiots file keep plants from being built on a reasonable schedule, raise the costs both due to delay of construction and needing an army of lawyers to work for years, an onerous approval process, etc. Then they point to the hassle they’ve caused and say “see! nuclear really isn’t affordable anyway!” - yeah, well maybe if someone cut your brake lines they could stand over your burning wreck of a car and say “see! I told you car travel wasn’t safe!”
The main downside in the public mind seems to be nuclear waste. MY GOD, A METHOD OF POWER GENERATION PRODUCES WASTE. A point I made in that thread was that coal plants generate a massive amount of waste - some of it radioactive due to radioactive isotopes in the coal - and just dumps it into the atmosphere. People don’t care about that because apparently waste is only a concern if you have to do something with it - if you just dump it into the public air or water then you can forget about it.
They actually view the fact that nuclear waste can be collected in its entirety and stored as a DISADVANTAGE, beacuse you have to worry about how you deal with it. And hence, coal dumping pollution into the atmosphere is an advantage, because then you don’t have to think about what you’re doing with it anymore. My facetious solution? Just take the nuclear waste and dump it into the atmosphere. Problem solved. But that’s actually logical when working within the logical constraints of these idiots.
And a lot of it is simple NIMBYism. Sure, I want to benefit from what a society has to offer as long as I don’t have to contribute in any way! Give me nuclear power but let someone else deal with the waste! This is just selfish assholery. But not even really enlightened selfish assholery. Personally, I would be fine have them take a drum of nuclear waste, and store it in my back yard, so long as they stored it properly. Why? It doesn’t hurt me at all to be somewhere near properly stored nuclear waste. What does hurt me is that every time I take a breath some remnant of the billions of tons of coal we’ve burnt enters my lungs. Even if the damn nuclear waste was buried in my back yard, I still suffer more from coal than nuclear. So not only are they selfish assholes, they’re idiots who don’t even know how to be intelligently selfish.
They’ll point to Chernobyl and Three Mile Island. Valid concerns on the surface. But the reality is that Chernobyl had to do about 9 things wrong, none of which would ever happen in a US commercial plant. Three Mile Island didn’t kill anyone. No one died and no radiation was released and no one will suffer for it in the future - so even our worst case scenario wasn’t even a disaster. And nuclear plant design has advanced since then - we can build reactors that are inherently free of meltdowns because the reaction stops if the conditions for criticality aren’t just right.
And with every attempt at criticism of nuclear, there seems to be essentially the argument “well it’s not perfect, so let’s not do it” which ignores that our current solution is far less perfect. One day stuff like solar energy will be a bigger deal - but we’re probably decades away from solar being able to do the heavy lifting. The reality is that for now, we have to go with nuclear or coal and nuclear is so clearly the winner it’s absurd.
Now that plug-in hybrids are becoming practical, we could essentially solve our energy problems and become energy independent. Nuclear power is nearly magical in what it offers versus what it costs. It’s such a no brainer that if the same technology somehow came in a form that the public wasn’t hysterically stupid about, we’d all be thinking it was one of the greatest things ever to happen to civilization. But instead, because of idiots who really haven’t thought it through, we actually shun and fail to utilize this nearly magical technology.
The people who can’t think beyond superficial reactions ruin it for us again.
Fuck.