“Say, Say, Say” by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson
and
“Don’t Speak” by No Doubt
“Fast As You” by Dwight Yoakum
and
“Slow Ride” by Foghat
“I Drink Alone” by George Thoroughgood
and
“With A Little Help From My Friends” by Joe Cocker
Lonely Girls - Lucinda WIlliams
vs.
Party Girl - Elvis Costello
1 in 10 - UB40
vs.
9 times out of 10 - Teddy Pendergrass
“Everybody’s Talking” - Harry Nilsson
“Shut Up And Kiss Me” - Mary Chapin Carpenter
“No Rain” - Blind Melon
vs.
“I’m only happy when it rains” - Garbage
“Forever Young” - Rod Stewart
vs.
“Elderly Woman behind the counter in a small town” - Pearl Jam
“It’s been awhile” - Staind
vs.
“Right Here, Right Now” - Jesus Jones
“This Charming Man” - The Smiths
vs.
“Run, Shithead, Run” - Mudhoney
“Keep Your Hands to Yourself” - Georgia Satellites
vs.
“I Want Your Sex” - George Micheal
“Love Will Tear Us Apart” - Joy Division
vs.
“Love Will Keep Us Together” - ? ( I can’t remember the chick’s name)
HA! Funniest thing I’ve read tonight.
I’ll try think of a contribution…
The Captain and Tenille.
Others:
“I’m Coming Out”–Diana Ross
vs.
“In the Closet”–Michael Jackson
“Love for Sale”–Cole Porter
vs.
“Can’t Buy Me Love”–The Beatles
“Up All Night”–The Boomtown Rats
vs.
“I Go To Sleep”–The Pretenders
“Up on the Roof”–The Drifters
vs.
'In the Basement"–Etta James & Sugar Pie DeSanto
“North to Alaska”–Johnny Horton
vs.
“South of the Border”–Frank Sinatra
“Got My Mind Set on You”–George Harrison
vs.
“Got to Get You Off Of My Mind”–Solomon Burke
“Let It Rain”–Eric Clapton
vs.
“Let the Sunshine In”–The 5th Dimension
“Chains”–The Cookies
vs.
“Unchained Melody”–The Righteous Brothers
“We’ve Only Just Begun”–The Carpenters
vs.
“It’s Over”–Roy Orbison
“What I Like About You” by The Romantics
and
“Everything About You” by Ugly Kid Joe
“U Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer
and
“I Touch Myself” by The Devinyls
“Hot Blooded” by Foreigner
and
“Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice
“Drinkin’ and Drivin’ (Is So Much Fun)” - Pietasters
“I Walk the Line” - Johnny Cash
“Analog Kid” - Rush
“Digital Man” - Rush
“Say You’re Sorry” by Ministry
v.
“I’m Not Sorry” by the Golden Palaminos
“Happy Birthday” by whoever it is that wrote it
v.
“Unhappy Birthday” by The Smiths
“Mother” by Pink Floyd
v.
“Daddy-O” by ?
“I Still Believe” by The Call
v.
“Don’t Believe Anymore” by Icehouse
“It’s the End of the World As We Know It” by REM
v.
“We’ve Only Just Begun” by (I think) the Carpenters
“I Love the Way you Love Me” Faith Hill
v.
“I Hate Myself For Loving You” J.J. & the Blackhearts