Ants in Genitals Ark Park grifting continues

[pythonzzz]

Lord Ken Hamboner, piglet rapist extraordinaire, has posted this regarding his ark folly grifting scheme:

Answers to Predicted Comments About Ark Encounter Construction
by Ark Encounter on May 15, 2015

Unless you have been to the construction site in northern Kentucky, it is hard to grasp the size of the construction of the life-size Noah’s Ark—and it is difficult to understand how the Ark (which will be the largest timber frame building in the world) is being constructed. The Ark will sit on 102 concrete piers that are 15 feet high. There will be a concrete floor made of precast concrete (that no one will see when it’s built, as the wooden floor will go over this floor and under it). The precast concrete floor has to be put in for fire codes.

Some people have trouble with the more modern aspects of the Ark Encounter’s construction, and they often voice their opinions through social media. We just wanted to pre-empt some of those criticisms that might come our way:

No, Noah probably did not have fire codes to worry about for a tourist attraction, so he wouldn’t have needed such a concrete floor for protection.

No, Noah probably did not have to have a 50,000-gallon water tank for fire suppression as he didn’t build the Ark as a tourist attraction, although he did have millions of gallons of water just outside of the Ark.

No, Noah probably didn’t build the Ark on concrete pillars as we are, as it is being built as a real wooden ship but also a tourist attraction for people to learn about Noah and the Flood and to hear the gospel message.

No, Noah probably wouldn’t have brought sewer lines to the Ark, as his Ark had to float on the water.

No, Noah probably didn’t build three towers with elevators, stairs, and restrooms for current required codes and to anchor the Ark—the original Noah’s Ark wasn’t a tourist attraction, but Noah “prepared an ark for the saving of his household, by which he condemned the world and became heir of the righteousness which is according to faith” (Hebrews 11:7).

No, Noah probably didn’t build a lake in front of the Ark for aesthetic purposes as we are doing.

And no, we don’t have an evolutionary view of history. Many think Noah was a very primitive person with no technology.

But prior to the Flood men were making musical instruments and forging instruments of bronze and iron: “His brother’s name was Jubal; he was the father of all those who play the lyre and pipe. Zillah also bore Tubal-cain; he was the forger of all instruments of bronze and iron” (Genesis 4:21–22). By the time of Noah, who knows what advanced technology they had?

Regardless, praise the Lord the Ark construction is moving ahead. Dramatic changes occur at the construction site on a daily basis. Keep up to date at ArkEncounter.com.

The Ark Encounter will open sometime in 2016 (the exact date cannot be determined until later in the year, based on how weather and other things have affected construction schedules). Because of the large numbers wanting to visit, people initially will need to obtain tickets online with a reservation. We will post more information about this in the future—keep watch!

Yup, sounds legit… :dubious:

Remember how Heritage USA went from a once popular destination to derelict and abandoned? http://www.tommyandjames.net/heritageusa.html

[Freudian_Slit]

Ants…genitals…grifting…what?

[Claverhouse]

@pythonzzz

No, Noah probably wouldn’t have brought sewer lines to the Ark, as his Ark had to float on the water.

Well, I hope he had some sort of system. The poop would soon rise up without swishing down those many, many pens.

No, Noah probably did not have fire codes to worry about for a tourist attraction, so he wouldn’t have needed such a concrete floor for protection.

Bloody nanny state. Whatever happened to praying when surrounded by flames ?

[Inner_Stickler]

@Freudian_Slit

Ants…genitals…grifting…what?

I believe it is a not very clever tweaking of Ham’s website Answers in Genesis.

[bobot]

But will there be an equal number of dinosaurs on this new ark?

[Twoflower]

I have to give him a bit of credit – it’s absolutely true that Noah probably did not do all those things.

[bobot]

And King Crimson called, they want this for a song title: Ants in Genitals Ark Park

[crypto]

Not sure I understand the pitting.

Are you against the idea of building the ark in general?

Or do you live next to the thing, which will turn your nice little corner of the earth into a major tourist attraction for a while?

I never heard of this one, so part of me is wondering if i’ve been “whooshed” here, or this is some “Onion” article.

But if it is legit, I think it could be around for a long time. There are a LOT of people who believe…

And just think. If you DO live close by, when the next global flood hits, you won’t have far to go to hop aboard!

[BigT]

@Inner_Stickler

I believe it is a not very clever tweaking of Ham’s website Answers in Genesis.

Aw. This suddenly popped into my head. You know, like answers sometimes do when you’re not thinking about them.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Inner_Stickler

I believe it is a not very clever tweaking of Ham’s website Answers in Genesis.

Oh okay. I’m still unclear on why the…um, piglet rapist (it reads like the demon from The Exorcist wrote this!) is being pitted. What’s so bad about the ark? And why is it a grifting scheme?

[JRDelirious]

Principle of the thing; must assume that to the OP, the head of Answers in Genesis and the Creationism museum building a Noah’s Ark theme park is by definition yet a third despicable scam to suck cash out of the uninformed through the deliberate spread of ignorance.

The ark park by itself is just ridiculously estoopid.

[Claverhouse]

@Stink Fish Pot

Not sure I understand the pitting.

Are you against the idea of building the ark in general?

Or do you live next to the thing, which will turn your nice little corner of the earth into a major tourist attraction for a while?

I never heard of this one, so part of me is wondering if i’ve been “whooshed” here, or this is some “Onion” article.

But if it is legit, I think it could be around for a long time. There are a LOT of people who believe…

And just think. If you DO live close by, when the next global flood hits, you won’t have far to go to hop aboard!

Before replying, I looked it up: it is super-real and as with most of these biblical attractions, super-lame. I’m not that struck on going on a real historic ship: to go on an imitation non-historic ship to bolster faith seems kinda sad.
Answers as in OP.

The city, which has already granted the project a 75 percent break in property taxes over 30 years, won’t have to repay the bonds, according to the bond-offering documents. That’s good, experts say, because the bonds are not rated, which makes them speculative, or “junk” bonds, said Gene Gard of Dupree Mutual Funds in Lexington.

The taxable bonds are backed by future revenues from the project, which organizers believe will attract more than 1 million visitors in the first year.

*The offering is not something that would be considered for purchase by a firm like Dupree, Gard said, because of the risk. *
Kentucky.com : City seeks to jump-start stalled Ark Encounter park with $62 million ‘junk’ bond offering November 27, 2013
I do not know where local government has a place in encouraging this type of thing; a fine statue of a Kentuck notable, fine; a homeless shelter, OK; a museum of Long Rifles, sure ---- although none of these would cost as much.

As for Jim and Tammy’s Heritage Center, in the OP, here are some photographs.

Looks like one of those deserted places in Japan; maybe Hashima or Matsuo Mine
Oddly enough, considering Jim and Tammy’s sterling reputation, the construction is more shoddy; with layers of brickwork pushing from the facade. Dangerous water attractions, and an hotel that looks like Siberian workers’ flats shoved up by the bolsheviks in the 1970s through hard graft…

[usedtobe]

Hey! If you hurry, you can still buy a Ticket! Cleverly called “Boarding Pass” - only $1000!

The Constitutionalists aren’t even bothering to sue the thing over both State and Local government support for a religious project.

But it has pics from early this month on it site! Yes, they are pathetic…

[GuanoLad]

based on how weather and other things have affected construction schedules

Some kind of irony there.

[Guinastasia]

So wait, is this kind of like an amusement park or something? I’ve been on the Noah’s Ark ride at Kennywood, but I imagine this is much different. I’m guessing this isn’t a funhouse ride with floors that shake or anything like that?

@Claverhouse

Well, I hope he had some sort of system. The poop would soon rise up without swishing down those many, many pens.

An taek teh f00dz dat all teh ppl An aminals lieks 2 eatz, An gathr it up; An it shall b 4 fud 4 u, An 4 them. An noah sed thers gonna b lotz ov poopi to shuvl wif all dem aminals An stuff, An Ceiling Cat sed stfu i iz givez dem all rael bad constipashun so dont worry about it. An noah sed k and stfu’d.

-Genesis 6:21

[Little_Nemo]

@Twoflower

I have to give him a bit of credit – it’s absolutely true that Noah probably did not do all those things.

I think they’re avoiding the biggest issue. According to the Bible, Noah and his family built the arc by themselves without modern construction equipment. I’d like to see how long it would take eight people, using non-powered tools, to build a 500 foot long boat.

But I don’t necessarily see this as a government boondoggle. Ignore the religious background if you want - from a purely secular viewpoint, this will probably be a popular tourist destination that will bring a lot of money into the local economy.

[Claverhouse]

I unforgivably forgot to mention, from the Kentucky paper:
*As an added inducement, anyone who buys $100,000 or more of the bonds will receive a lifetime boarding pass to the Ark Encounter, which includes free admission to the Ark Encounter and the Creation Museum, with discounts on food and merchandise. *

Okely Dokely.

[dropzone]

@Claverhouse

*As an added inducement, anyone who buys $100,000 or more of the bonds will receive a lifetime boarding pass to the Ark Encounter, which includes free admission to the Ark Encounter and the Creation Museum, with discounts on food and merchandise. *

I can see it now: “I gave $100,000 to build this park and all I got was a lousy 15% off this tee-shirt.”

[Sitnam]

Foolish religious people announce themselves same by spending money in a harmless boondoggle instead of homophobic amendments. Not seeing the downside here, in fact, wouldn’t surprise me if this thing was run by an Atheist. And more power to him/her.

[running_coach]

Does the discount on merchandise include the pet store?