I’ve always had only a fuzzy idea in my head of how the Iowa caucuses work so I used the internet and read this article:
eww, you go in a room and hang out with a bunch of people and publicly let them know who you’re voting for and argue about it? Ugh, it sounds so awful I now know that I can never change states without researching how they do primaries.
I have always prided myself on being a primary voter, but I do not know if I could face that. All I have to do is go to an empty polling place at 7am, wait for the poll worker to take forever to find my name in the computer because of the goddamn apostrophe in my name, fill in a circle with a pen and LEAVE.
I almost always disagree with Republicans but their caucuses sound more straightforward and bearable. Why should only extroverts get to choose Democratic nominees?