Johnny Gargano is in the Andre the Giant Battle Royal and he started by lying prone in the ring. Kit Wilson tripped over him and was eliminated.
NIGHT ONE
- Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Randy Orton (w/ Pat McAfee) - Orton wins his 15th title. We’re not fortunate enough to say goodbye to McAfee.
- Women’s World Championship: Stephanie Vaquer (c) vs. Liv Morgan: Vaquer retains.
- Women’s Intercontinental Championship: AJ Lee (c) vs. Becky Lynch. Lynch has lost all three matches between them, so she wins the title here.
- Women’s Tag Team Championship: Nia Jax & Lash Legend (c) vs. Charlotte & Alexa Bliss vs. Bayley & Lyra Valkyra vs. the Bella Twins. The Irresistible Forces retain.
- Seth Rollins vs. GUNTHER. Gunther wins.
- Jacob Fatu vs. Drew McIntyre. Jacob wins in a Match of the Year candidate.
- Logan Paul, IShowSpeed, & Austin Theory vs. the Usos & LA Knight. YouTube boys win.
NIGHT TWO
- World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk (c) vs. Roman Reigns. Punk retains.
- US Championship: Sami Zayn (c) vs. Trick Williams. Trick sticks his Lemon Pepper Steppers up Sami’s butt.
- Ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship: Pentagon Jr. (c) vs. Je’Von Evans vs. Dragon Lee vs. JD McDonaugh vs. Rusev vs. Rey Mysterio Jr. Penta retains.
- WWE Women’s Championship: Jade Cargill (c) vs. Rhea Ripley. Rhea wins the title.
- Brock Lesnar vs. Oba Femi. Oba wins.
- Demon Finn Balor vs. Dominik Mysterio. Finn wins.
Hahahaha you deserved that, Logan, you asshole!
Oh, my God. I thought you were kidding, but YOU WEREN’T!
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Paige here!
Oh boy, Becky Lynch looks pissed. AJ Lee is gonna get her ass kicked.
Great live performance by The Wonder Years, too.
God, why is it always Jessica Carr refereeing these matches?!
Holy shit. Liv Morgan comes out to a live version of “Trouble”, and her dancers turn the Sexy up to 11 by actually stripping her down to her wrestling tights.
This really is the World Entrance Federation today.
Bianca Belair is back! And what a gorgeous blue robe she’s wearing.
And she’s pregnant! So it’ll still be awhile before she’s back for good.
Roman Reigns has said that if he loses to CM Punk, he will leave WWE.
So I change my prediction. ROMANWINSLOL.
“What is Joe Anoa’i doing in the Impact Zone?!”
It’s worse than that. He appears as the next La Parka in AAA. Hell, DDP has already done it.
WWE has the entirety of the Stephanie Vaquer/Liv Morgan Women’s World Championship match now up on their YouTube channel.
Including both entrances and the post-match celebration, the video clocks in at 7 minutes and 24 seconds.
< 90 minutes of wrestling in a 4 hour program. I missed nothing.
Morgan got a ~3 minute entrance, Vaquer about 2. It’s not the entire match though, just 2-ish minutes of actual match highlights.
WWE’s gotten too much like a fashion show for me. Lots of makeup and costumes. Not really my thing anymore.
AEW may have its flaws, but I prefer dirt tracks to Grand Prix.
TKO’s efforts to squeeze every last penny out of advertisers and fans have enshittified the project to the point where I’m starting to get nostalgic for Vince McMahon’s fourth-grade sense of humor.
An example of squeezing us for every last dime is its most recent video game, WWE 2K26. You pay for the DLC and you still have to unlock it.
Oba Femi no-sold the F5, choke slammed Lesnar, and then pinned him after the Fall from Grace.
Post-match, Brock left his gloves and shoes in the ring, the crowd chanted “Thank you, Brock!” and he hugged Paul Heyman.
Didn’t see that coming. Is he done? It sure looks like it.
He should’ve been done after he got implicated in Vince’s sex trafficking operation, but at least he’s putting someone over on his way out the door.
WWE bringing back Lesnar was the final nail in my personal WWE coffin. I’ll watch clips, preferably on non-WWE channels, but I stopped watching the shows, I unsubscribed from WWE accounts (corporate, not WWE wrestler accounts - those I still follow). They’ll not ever get even one of my eyeballs on their advertising again. Wrestling has always had problematic performers and characters, and lots of things left bad tastes in my mouth over the years. Lesnar’s return was the proverbial straw that broke this camel’s back. When his music hit during that Cena match, I turned off the show and haven’t gone back.
Too many goddamned commercials! We had a preview of the Punk/Roman main event of Night 2, followed by a preview of Street Fighter - and now four more minutes of commercials!