In the aftermath of Brexit, I’ve seen lots of haughty posts on my Facebook feed proclaiming that “THE OLD HAVE BETRAYED THE YOUNG!!!”. This fatuous, judgemental nonsense is typically followed by some pious jeremiad arguing that the 80% of over 60s who voted Leave should be ashamed of themselves for “selling out” the 75% of young people who voted Remain. Apparently, since the old folks are going to be dead soon anyway, it wasn’t fair that their votes had as much weight as those cast by bright-eyed, forward looking millennial types. So fuck 'em.
I swear, I’ve seen variations of this lament from about eight different people. Thing is, not only is it morally wrong, it’s factually wrong as well. 75% of 18-25 year olds didn’t vote to Remain. 75% of 18-25 year olds who bothered to vote, voted Remain. Big difference. The actual percentage of 18-25 year olds who voted was something like 35%. The actual percentage of over 60s who bothered to get out and vote was something like 80%. In short, the old didn’t betray the young; the young betrayed themselves because the vast majority of them didn’t bother to vote in the first place.
Ever since these numbers came to light I’ve been wondering "Why don’t we just make people vote?" I honestly can’t think of a good reason not to. It seems to me that, for every objection, there’s a simple work-around.
Objection 1
Free Speech necessarily entails the right to refrain from speaking. It’s morally wrong to force people to vote in an election/referendum when they may not support any of the choices.
This ignores the fact that mandatory voting doesn’t necessarily mean mandatory choosing. If you think all the candidates suck, spoil your ballot. You might ask “What’s the point?” but it makes more of a statement than staying at home doing nothing.
Objection 2
Some people can’t afford to vote. A single mum holding two jobs might, through no fault of her own, be unable to make it to a polling station, and she may not be able to afford to take the time off to vote.
This is a very sensible objection, but it has a very simple solution: Make election day a paid public holiday. We had one for the Royal wedding, why can’t we have one for a general election or a referendum?
Objection 3
Some people may not believe in democracy. They might believe in theocracy, or absolute monarchy. They shouldn’t be compelled to take part in a system they don’t support.
Boo-hoo. Tough. You’re in a democracy. Either emigrate to a country which has a system of government more to your liking, or suck it up and vote. Again, you can spoil your ballot so it’s not like you’re furthering the agenda of a particular candidate. If you like, we can put a little box at the bottom of the form which says “I don’t believe in democracy” and you can vote for that and make your head explode.
Objection 4
Some people may not be physically able to vote.
Fair enough. If you have a legitimate medical reason for not being able to leave the house to vote, or leave the house to send a postal vote, or ask a neighbour to post a postal vote on your behalf, you ought to get an exemption. I’m not sure how such exemptions would work, but I’m also pretty confident that this would only affect a very small number of people.
Objection 5
I don’t want idiots messing things up by voting for things they don’t understand.
Nor do I. However, I also don’t want idiots undermining every electoral mandate by sitting on their arses instead of doing their civic duty and making their voices heard. To me, it’s simply the lesser of two evils. Besides, intelligence is less important than motivation. There are plenty of smart people who don’t bother voting either, and plenty of stupid people who would brave a hurricane to voice their stupid opinion.
So those are the main objections I can think of and they all seem to be either (a) baseless or (b) easily overcome. I hereby propose that Parliament should pass a law mandating that those who don’t vote, and who don’t have a valid exemption as per point 4, should be fined £100.00
Thoughts?
P.S. - I voted Remain, so this isn’t sour grapes.