My misery could use some company.
With the slow economy, and computer consultants and contractors market really dead temporarily, I decided to take the time and upgrade my certs. Man it is a pain reading something where you know 95% or the stuff and have been using it for years. The 5% that is new, or unremembered sneaks through my attention meter. Unfortunately that is the 5% that will make up 40% of the test most likely.
I could probably just walk in and pass the tests, but I don’t want to waste money in case, so I read the material books. And they do structure the tests so that simply being a good user of the language won’t help.
Questions like:
"Which three of these horrible things will happen is you do X
- The internet will collapse into a black hole
- Bill Gates will rape your dog
- Godzilla will eat your city.
- Your genitals will fall off.
"
The reality is I don’t know, because I don’t care. Years ago I learned “NEVER DO X” and haven’t thought about it since then. If some new miracle technology now allows X they know enough to put it in big letters"X is now safe to do with ACME X compatable software". But usually once you learn not to do X you just never do it and go about your business until you die.
But now My eyes are bleeding from reading, and rescanning for the little tidbits that are irrelevant to me using it, but will be on the test.