I agree you can’t be just a little bit pregnant. So with that in mind let’s look at all of the data that you claim part of is valid.
Now with the thought in mind that one of two conditions must exist here. Either your girlfriend is pregnant (all the data is true and from Flight 800)
Or
Your girlfriend isn’t pregnant (none of the data is worth a damn.
As you yourself pointed out, you can’t be just a little bit pregnant.
So let’s look at the record shall we?
Altitude
20:31:11 13,772
20:31:12 10,177
Where did the 3600 feet go?
Airspeed
20:31:11 290
20:31:12 100
Where did the 190 knots of airspeed go? Same place as the 3600 feet did I guess.
Pitch
20:31:11 3.6
20:31:12 0.3
I am going to need a cite from a heavy iron pilot that you could pitch a 747 3.3 degrees in 1/4 of a second
Elevator position
20:31:11 0.2
20:31:12 11.2
See my comments above about pitch. Same question about movement of the elevator.
Heading
20:31:11 82
20:31:12 168
So not only did this plane lose 3600 feet in altitude, 190 knots in airspeed, it also turned almost 90 degrees all in 1/4 of a second. Wow, I think the Air Force should buy some of these for dog fighting. This is one hell of a maneuverable bird.
Roll Angle
20:31:11 0
20:31:12 144
So this bird besides being 3600 feet down, 190 knots slower, turned 90 degrees, it was also almost on its back. The pilot did a wing over I guess.
Angle of attack
20:31:11 3
20:31:12 106
And on top of all of those maneuvers it was pointing just over straight up.
Engines
Eng 1
20:31:11 1.30
20:31:12 1.14
Eng 2
20:31:11 1.29
20:31:12 2.46
Eng 3
20:31:11 1.29
20:31:12 2.36
Eng 4
20:31:11 1.29
20:31:12 2.44
Now upthread you made the case against a zoom climb by claiming that the engine return to idle when things go to shit. This data argues that instead of that, the output almost doubled. So which is it?
Long accl.
20:31:11 0.1
20:31:12 0.1
All of those crazy maneuvers and no change in longitudinal acceleration?
Vertical Accl.
20:31:11 0.90
20:31:12 0.89
All of those crazy maneuvers and the vertical accl slightly decreased?
You did learn somewhere along the line that energy can neither be created or destroyed, right?
So where did all the energy go in that 1/4 second? 3600 feet in altitude, 190 knots of airspeed. Also how could you do this with no change in G loads?
The doctor’s office called. The rabbit did not die. In fact the rabbit just left for vacation. Your girlfriend is not pregnant. Hell she wasn’t even 5 minutes late for her period.
The data is garbage.