Anybody want to buy my laptop?

Pentium Celeron 266 MHz, 32 MB Ram, 4 GB hard drive, internal 3.5 and CD drives, onboard sound card and speakers with ports for headphones, microphone, and midi in. USB port, PS/2 port, serial and printer ports. 56K modem and 10MBS LAN NIC. Infrared port.

Make me an offer.


A hush fell over the courtroom, killing six.

Okay, I am a complete idiot (no comments please).

I was browsing two BBs simultaneously and meant to post this on the other one. Still, if you want it, let me know.


A hush fell over the courtroom, killing six.

I’ll give you five bucks for your laptop and throw in a Straight Dope coffe mug.

Hey, I’ll bet you can talk Arnold into throwing some carrot sticks in with that deal. :slight_smile:


DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.

BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i

I specifically said “no comments”.

Wow it sounds loaded. Fair question, not a comment, why are you selling it?

Actually, I’m selling it because I don’t travel nearly as much as I used to and I’d rather have a desktop model taking up my valuable… well… desktop.


A hush fell over the courtroom, killing six.