Anybody Who Knows Me At All Knows That . . .

In My Humble Opinion
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… I can navigate eBay like a pro.

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I have diet pepsi in my veins rather than blood, and won’t drink water unless I’m…well, um…literally dying of thirst with no other option.

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…I don’t like answering/talking on/making calls on/ the telephone. I don’t want to call the doctor/insurance company/your mother, on your behalf. I don’t want to call and make idle chit-chat. I don’t want to hear the phone ring at any time, but most especially at night. It is NEVER EVER anything good. This covers cell phones, too, no, I don’t even want a trac phone for emergencies. When my time is up, let me be found without a cell phone clutched in my cold dead hand.

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I am the clumsiest person they know. Seriously, I fall, while just standing there, on a regular basis. I walk into walls constantly.

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… i’m very skeptical, and i probably don’t believe you.

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I write science fiction and fantasy.

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if you feed me something and i can taste coconut in it, you’ll be wearing it.

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That i have a vague sense of time… so gimme 10 in front… and 10 on the end… i’ll be their…; >

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I have zero tolerance for corporate platitudes and associated rah-rah BS.

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I really like traditional music. Even people who post here probably know that about me!

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I hate raw tomatoes and carrots.

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I’m a smartass.

I say things that I wouldn’t if I were more diplomatic, you dumb shits.

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…I am a forensics junkie.

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I’m not really as aloof and standoffish as I appear at first meeting

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I am ridiculously silly.

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I’d rather be reading.

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I hate winter.

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I am a geek and proud of it.

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Oh, and whatever you just asked me, it’s none of your business.

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I make amazing cheesecake, love my husband and hate bridges.