… if you ask me a question, I’ll either answer it honestly or not answer it at all.
… I’ll see the funny side of it.
Anybody who knows me at all knows that:
- My name is _______
- I’m a white guy.
- I’m well past my twenties.
… to use my full/complete name, don’t use the shortened version.
And never, never add “ie” , except in moments of great passion 
(which will be corrected during the afterglow)
…I am not to be trifled with when I am angry.
… I’ve relied on my literate/linguistic intelligence for so long that the parts of my brain dealing with math and such have probably been eaten away to nothing.
…the '70s pretty much shorted out my short-term memory. Right, Freddie?
La Bel, you owe me some passion and afterglow! 