I have two stories, neither one of which are my fault, neither of which involve a house or apartment, but they’re good stories nevertheless.
#1) Ex-Mr. Athena and I were visiting my parents one summer. My brother had an old convertable - something like a 71 Buick Centurian - that we borrowed to take a day trip in. Ex-Mr. Athena and I were in the front seat, and our doggie was in the back. About an hour outside of town, I noticed the dog switch from one side of the back seat where she had been sleeping to the other side. About five minutes after that, I turned to pet the dog, and there were 6" flames coming from the side of the seat she was NOT on.
Turns out that my brother had the muffler replaced a week or so earlier, and they had not replaced the rusted out fire shield between the bottom of the seat and the muffler. The back seat was on fire! We stopped and poured the only liquid we had on it (beer) and eventually the flames died down. Sheesh!
#2) The same brother who owned the Buick has a crazy ex-wife. They divorced, in part, because she’s a hopeless drug addict. This story took place pre-divorce, when all of us were just finding out that crazy ex-wife, who I’ll refer to as CEW, was doing waaaaay too much cocaine.
One fine afternoon, she decided to go up to my family’s cabin to “study”. This cabin has been in the family since 1961, and we all have more or less grown up there. There’s a HUGE amount of sentimental value to it. It’s only about 10 miles from town, so people come and go quite frequently. So CEW goes to the cabin and proceeds to do a pile of coke. So much coke, in fact, that she starts to see bears walking around in front of the cabin. This was all fine and dandy until the bears decided they wanted IN the cabin. Her solution? Light several fires throughout the cabin to “keep the bears out.”
Luckily, my brother decided to head up to the cabin to check on her. When he got there, there was a fire on the back of the couch, and one on the floor directly in front of the wood stove. Why she put a fire 6" from the wood stove and not IN the wood stove is a mystery, but then again, we’re talking about hallucinated bears here. There were the remains of several other fires throughout the cabin. Brother luckily put out the fires and divorced the CEW, not that same afternoon, but you get the idea. Had he not decided to check on her, there’s no doubt in my mind that the cabin would have burnt down. No doubt CEW would have gotten out, though - she’s proven to be too nasty a bat to go down so easy.