I was gonna post in the other thread, but I would be threadshitting, so I started a new one.
UGGGHHHH!!! I hate hate hate these books!!! Any fantasy novel that needs an appendix, genealogy, and/or map is always, ALWAYS boring as HELLL!!!
Seriously, I don’t give two fucks about Md’rqeaq the Honored Ancestor of Qrtn’brga’rg, who founded the Myfanwy empire 6,000 years ago. It doesn’t do anything except MAYBE give a little more character info on Qrtn’brga’rg, doesn’t advance the plot, and gives me another name with too few vowels to have to remember.
My rule of thumb: If a paperback fantasy novel is more than 1.5" thick, I am wary. Same if it has more than 3 direct sequels. If I open it up and see a map, I put it right back down again.
Yes, I’ve tried them. I’ve read the full Belgariad series (all sub-series of it, even), and the first three Shannara books. I tried to read the Wheel of Time but got about 10 pages into the first book and threw it against the wall. It dented the plaster. After that, I declared the entire genre of Tolkien-rip-offs to be anathema.
And no, since you asked, I never was able to read Tolkien, although I liked the movies. Why? BECAUSE IN THE MOVIES THERE WEREN’T TWELVE CHAPTERS ABOUT TREES AND SEVENTEEN CHAPTERS ABOUT THE POLITICS OF PEOPLE WHO HAD BEEN DEAD FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
Boring boring boring boring boring BOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG.
I almost feel like this thread should be in the Pit, but eh.