This has been gnawing at me for a long time, and the announcement of the new Guitar Hero: Aerosmith made it unavoidable. (And hey, first post on the new board is always cool! )
I’m as fanatical about music games as anybody. More than half of the games I have total are music games, in fact. There’s just something about the simplicity of following a notechart, the challenge of doing so accurately (which gets really challenging at the highets levels), and the all-around awesome music that results that’s infinitely appealing to me.
Rock? Love it! Can’t get enough! Memories, Buffalo, Wana, pretty much anything by Kozo Nakamura, play them all the time. I’m pretty much the only person I know who gives Used to Rock 'n Roll the time of day, for crying out loud. (You’ve probably never heard of these songs…go to bemanistyle.com if you’d like a primer.)
By rights, I should’ve been over Guitar Hero like a hungry dog on a steak. New York cut. And seasoned. But I’ve never warmed up to it, and it looks unlikely that I ever will.
My problem isn’t that GH encompasses only one genre of music. My problem is that it encompasses only a tiny part of that genre. Loud, forceful, headbanging, thrashy. Three games and a bunch of assorted side titles and counting. Legends of Rock? The 80’s? Aerosmith? All different names for essentially the same thing.
Where’s the pop side? Bruce Springsteen, Huey Lewis and the News, Mike and the Mechanics, Bon Jovi, Katrina and the Waves, Heart, Steve Winwood, Pat Benatar. Shouldn’t a mainstream music game about the most populist music in the world reflect the bread and butter?
Where’s the alternative side? R.E.M., No Doubt, Deep Blue Something, Goo Goo Dolls, Vertical…oh, just check my last American Idol post. Edgy, defiant rock that became so immensely popular, it defined the mainstream for the 90’s. If this game is supposed to be aimed at gamers in their 30’s (not sure about that, but never mind)…hey, I’m in my 30’s, and this is my music!
Where’s the progressive/spiritual/offbeat? Martin Page, Genesis, Chris DeBurgh, Michael W. Smith, Mr. Mister, Men Without Hats. Not every rocker is into drugs and booze and cheap sex and weird hair colors. The more thoughtful side deserves a little attention.
Where’s the big beat? Fatboy Slim, The Crystal Method, Chemical Brothers. Deep, rythmic, pounding, hard-edged…it’d be perfect.
Where’s the freakin’ rock & roll?? Dire Straits, Paul Herzog, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Eagles, heck, even Elvis Presley himself. How in blazes do you market a game as rock, rock, rock, and not have any rock & roll? Why do you think the Hall of Fame is called that?
Yes, I like the thrashy, headbangy stuff. No, I don’t want it all the time. There’s so much ground here that hasn’t even been touched yet. Why not?
[Caveat: I’ve played it a few times, and it is a pretty fun game once you get past the limited song variety. MAYBE I’ll get it someday if it gets really cheap. My point is, it should’ve been a much, much easier decision.]