Car camping, family, we camp cushy. All I want is a huge, ginormous tent that weighs 4 ounces and can fit in my glovebox when folded. Is that too much to ask?
My favorite tent of all time was a two-fer: one room dome tent with one screentent. They were of equal size (radius ~ 7 feet) and could be connected with a little “hallway” zipped between them. The effect was not unlike a giant brassiere, and we called it The Boob Tent. My 6’4" husband could stand in them without ducking. I used the screentent as a kitchen, and there was still plenty of room in the tenttent for a queen sized air mattress and our gear. If we camped somewhere where space was tight, the screentent could be sacrificed, or set up across the way, as they could be separated at will.
Alas, time and the elements took their toll, and after 7 years, The Boob Tent was no longer watertight even with religious seam sealer and waterproofing. A final 2 week wetfest was the last straw, and it’s currently in a landfill in Ohio somewhere… I don’t think it’s made anymore; at least, I can’t find another.
Now we have a Northeast (Outfitters? Explorers? Trail? something…now defunct, I believe, the tent was bought on clearance) cabin style tent. We use 1/4 of it for sleeping, another 1/4 for gear, one corner of it for a little popup shade tent for my daughter to sleep in (she needs her own “room” or she won’t sleep) and the other end is our kitchen. I do like having my kitchen inside the tent (yes, I know you’re not supposed to have a Coleman stove inside a tent, but when the windows are open, the ventilation is superb) and it’s nice to have all my food and stuff out without having to worry about rain. But the tent also suffers a few design flaws. It’s huge, which is great, except when there’s no room for it at campgrounds with small spots. It requires the canopy to be unfurled - if it’s not, then the rainfly collects water, and in short course, so does the tent. The canopy has to be staked out quite a ways from the footprint of the tent, so we’re really taking up about a 14’X20’ spot - way too big to be neighborly. I’ve got to attach glowsticks to the guy wires nightly, or people trip over them all night. And this weekend a pole cracked in a storm.
I’m not crazy about the idea of tracking down a replacement pole for a (discontinued) tent I’m not crazy about, so I’m thinking of getting a new tent. Tent shopping gives me headaches.
So what I need: a tent to sleep at least 4, with lots of gear, including things like drums and children which are just miserable when wet. A place to cook even when it’s raining; doesn’t have to be in the tent, can be a totally separate structure, but has to be at least mostly enclosable to discourage foraging raccoons and hippies with the munchies. And both have to be tall enough for a tall person to stand in them; we spend too much time in the tent to be stooping.
Oh, and we only have about $150 to spend, unless you can personally swear to me that the tent you endorse is really, honestly worth more and will last me multiple years without headache. I’ve never gotten, say, an REI tent, because deep down I believe that any $400 tent must be a scam.