But that’s what you’re here on earth for! To share your worldly wisdom with your darling spouse and children. Just think of the kids: other children will try them and when asked, “Where did you get THESE?!” they’ll say, “My daddy knows all about this stuff and he bought them for me.” Isn’t that worth a few extra dollars?
Your wife will probably just smile, look at the guys hanging around the grill, and say, when they congratulate you on your electronics acumen, “Actually, a woman told him about them.”
