LOL!
That’s the most creative hood ornament EVER!
Poor ol’ Groot was only looking for a ride home from the bar.
Nice. 
Are you saying you’re stumped?
Good idea for the summer… Car always under a shade tree!
This is a brilliant advertisement for Lincoln. Er… Logs.
What makes me laugh is the song playing on the radio in the background - Elton John’s I’m Still Standing. Such irony.
She was logged into jail for that.
Something by Burl Ives would also work. Or “Wrap Your Mid-Sized Sedan 'Round The Old Oak Tree”.
That or… “Whiskey bottle, brand new car… Oak tree, you’re in my way…”
Sheesh, what’s the problem? Don’t parks have trees in them?