2 Guided Missiles Containers Found Bobbing in the Pacific
Both are empty so authorities are still tracking the history.
Probably just a couple of empty containers blown out to sea, OTOH, we’ll just have to see if this is the start of the polar bear uprising.
I suspect Lex Luthor.
Hold on, those might be mine.
ETA:
Nope, mine are still out in the shed.
Stop & Frisk the walruses then?
I think its the seals m’self. Woe be unto you who wants a fur harvest this year
Sure. The BROWN walruses, but the polar bears get to go on about their business. :mad:
I bet those bears are building up their armory right now. Just waiting, thinking “two more years of global warming then OPERATION ICEE DAWN begins!”
That seems oddly non-specific. What if you ordered a long-range all-weather low-radar-cross-section supersonic nuclear-capable surface-to-surface cruise missile, and the seller fobbed off some cheap-ass shoulder-launched short-range anti-aircraft missile on you instead?
Wouldn’t the ‘all weather’ part just be assumed? I mean would anyone ever be like ‘hold on guys, my phone says it’s supposed to rain soon’.
If I recall correctly Hellfire’s are laser-guided. So they’re definitely not all weather.
At this point, aren’t they 'mis’guided missles?
The sad reality is that with some of these sleazy guided-missile sellers on eBay, you really have to specify everything.
The seller would need to run more quickly than a short range anti aircraft missile.
Damned Apple maps based GPS.