We have this family living above us, and they have a toddler. Every Saturday and Sunday morning, the mom brings the toddler down to the laundry room. This kid screams bloody murder. I don’t just mean normal crying or yelling. The kid screams. We lived below them while the kid was teething, for crying out loud, and he never cried so damn much. The last couple of days she’s had the kid down here every afternoon and evening as well. We can hear him screaming in his own place, he screams outside our door, he screams all the time!
So, I need to borrow a small child. I would like to babysit your child for several Saturdays and Sundays in a row. Mr. Jeannie and I will take great care of your child. You don’t even have to pay us. All we ask is that we can wake up your child no later than 8:00 am on the weekends, bring him or her upstairs to the hallway, and let him/her scream at the top of their lungs right outside my neighbor’s door. Any takers?
We seriously have no problems with kids. We love them. We’re trying to have one of our own. We completely understand that kids make noise. But this is getting ridiculous!