This sucks. Sorry, Britain. Ugghhhhhhh. Oh god, it’s getting worse as I type.
Oh man, the UK entry is painfully bad. Especially the completely pointless warbling between some words. The crowd seemed silent too.
UK: Well it didn’t sound good to me
Sorry UK - that sounds flat to me.
After rigorous research, I determined the one thing that the Balkan nations* all agree on is that they all hate the Turks.
*Except Turkey.
Graham making fun of his own interview. Best part of the show so far.
I doubt they would have interviewed Sir Terry!
Well, they wouldn’t broadcast it…
It looks like the Georgian dancers have two penises each. Bad costumes design.
Pretty sure this song was written by running random phrases through a Georgian-English translator.
Robots!
Boy, Green Day has sure changed.
So now I know that Turkey has an emo scene. The evening is officially not a complete loss.
Well that came to a grinding halt
Why is the Cylon self-harming?
Also, the Stig appears to have had a sex change.
I thought they looked more like The Stig than robots.
EDIT: Bugger!
Robots= cool.
Song = boring.
It’s a wash.
I remember this song from 1986!
Albania: So many crimes against hair…
I see that the Bedazzler has finally arrived in Albania.
Iceland is bucking the trend and going size-plus this year.
Good voice, dull song.