Iceland: Shades of robert miles’ song children there
Ukraine’s… easy on the eyes.
Ah, simulated nudity! Thanks, Ukraine, I knew something was missing from the Contest this year…
The message is so real. So very real. And so depressing.
Ukraine needs some happy pills in their water supply.
Yeah, but when is that not true?
And people say white men can’t dance?
France is giving europop a bad name (…is that even possible)
If this does well The Netherlands should send the Vengaboys next year
Catchy! France could be in with a chance, I reckon.
I could do without the butt closeups though.
I’m liking France’s song – bouncy, fun, plus pyrotechnics. This plus Belgium’s offering are on my short list so far.
…well, that’s a new twist on dueling pianos.
Nothing says Romania more than a perspex piano and PVC catsuits worn with tutus…
So far I’ve quite liked Cyprus, Azerbaijan and Ireland.
I thought the girl from the Ukraine looked like she was wearing entrails and that Serbian guy looks like a Japanese popstar.
I quite liked Romania’s Shania Twain
Oh Serbia never change.
So far I like Belgium. Romania were very catchy.
Romania brings us the mandatory catsuit appearance. Needs more bullwhip.
This song desperately needs an English-speaking lyricist. “Come and spend with me the night”?
Entrails! Thank you, I was trying to figure out what her outfit reminded me of.
The Russian singer should go back to bed with a nice soothing cup of tea and recover from the nasty cold he seems to have.
Burn them! Yes! Burn them!
Russia: Is that English? Sounds like his scarf is too tight around his neck
Oh good, Russia has decided that knitted sweaters and a folky sound will make them seem cuddly and benign.
Nice apricots!
Who’s directing the cameras - Russ Meyer?
“All you need is a favorite song and a telephone”
…see if you can find the problem with that cunning plan