So, in this Pit thread, I vented my spleen about a potential massage client who cancelled her appointment because she had a health condition which I felt might contraindicate massage and asked her for a doctor’s OK before I worked on her.
The responses I got were very interesting indeed.
Four out of six posters seemed to feel that dying during or immediately after a massage, if not a thing to be desired, was, at very least, not a bad thing.
So, I’m thinking, potential business opportunity here.
The deal is this.
If you have any of the following health conditions:
extremely high blood pressure
congestive heart failure
severe varicose veins which might be harboring blood clots
and are willing to pay enough to compensate me for the utter destruction of my as-yet unestablished professional reputation, the intense guilt I, being a somewhat ethical person, would feel over the death of a client on my table, and possible prison time if my nefarious activities were ever discovered by the proper authorities, I’m thinking about $1,000,000 ought to cover it, then you can contact me and make an appointment, and I will cause your death by heart attack, pulmonary embolism, or ruptured aneurysm during the course of a massage.
It’s the ultimate in niche marketing. Any takers?