I need an apocalypse themed white elephant gift for an upcoming party and I’m not clever, nor am I a good gift picker-outer. Any suggestions? Under $20.
MREs, space blankets, light sticks, and especially BATTERIES are always good!
~VOW
A piece of flint might come in handy.
Reading glasses should you get stuck in a library when it strikes.
These multi function Glow Light Sticks look cool. They have several varieties.
Two pairs, perhaps?
Can you get a spear anywhere for 20 bucks?
I saw what you did there. 
Dehydrated water.
A 2013 calendar with all the days crossed off.
Or, a 2012 calendar with all the days from the 22nd to the 31st torn off, and burned along the edges.
Anyone else attending a festive End Of The World Party?
I am, Friday night, it’s being held in a bar. Something tells me it’s gonna get loud!
Freeze-dried ice cream, any of the various survival manuals currently in the bookstores, condons, or a moleskin notebook and a copy of A Canticle for Leibowitz.